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I can't tell if this is a satire.
tellmelies
Same. It's hard not to with lines like:

"In the end, I came out ok. The team still lost 9% (but it was not 10%), and my boss recognized I would do what must be done."

blitzar
"Toni Crowe retired as the Vice President of Operations to pursue her dream of being a writer."

Sounds like she got laid off herself next go round.

rdtwo
Seems exactly like what my company would do. We would burn all the new hires we spent years training and then find out that 5 years down the line we have no talent in the pipeline