Taliban, I'm not happy we killed you through two decades of undefeated battles, but I'm glad we're gone.
Winning war is a lot like winning prison. Sure, they let you out of your cage. But a big chunk of you has been taken out. Mr. bin Laden's wars, counting Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria and Libya have killed millions. Remember when he was a rich playboy? And where is he now? Oh yeah, at the bottom of the Indian ocean after throwing his teenage wife in front of the machine guns to get kneecapped.
I think my favorite highlight was Morsi in his cage yelling at the judge, and the court guards grabbed it and just moved him out. Turns out it was on wheels.
The future for Afghanistan:
becoming the world's poorest, cruelest, corrupt place on Earth
enslaving and murdering each other to get a trillion dollars of lithium out of the dirt. China will make pennies off of it, and take another two decades to do it, only for it to be obsolete by something else. Maybe silicon graphene, and you don't need as much. You'll probably mess that up, and end up being squashed by a tank.
dying from cured diseases because you are superstitious. Covid's just the start.
all those USA supplies will rot. They are already obsolete. You will turn into some marauding relic, like a band of robbers from the old west wearing Calvary uniforms.
everyone sees you coming now. At best you will snapchat with some psycho and shoot up a gay bar, or buy exploits and turn of the lights for two weeks. You will take out Asia and they will be isolated from the world. Because of you, working with Asia will be like hooking up your home water to an open sewer and expecting not to be poisoned
Compare that to the advances in the USA since 2001. What we've already done is enough to survive as we watch you swirl the toilet. You're never coming out again. Without you dragging us down we can do so much more. Space manufacturing. Asteroid mining. Medicine. Right move to get out.
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Winning war is a lot like winning prison. Sure, they let you out of your cage. But a big chunk of you has been taken out. Mr. bin Laden's wars, counting Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria and Libya have killed millions. Remember when he was a rich playboy? And where is he now? Oh yeah, at the bottom of the Indian ocean after throwing his teenage wife in front of the machine guns to get kneecapped.
I think my favorite highlight was Morsi in his cage yelling at the judge, and the court guards grabbed it and just moved him out. Turns out it was on wheels.
The future for Afghanistan:
becoming the world's poorest, cruelest, corrupt place on Earth
enslaving and murdering each other to get a trillion dollars of lithium out of the dirt. China will make pennies off of it, and take another two decades to do it, only for it to be obsolete by something else. Maybe silicon graphene, and you don't need as much. You'll probably mess that up, and end up being squashed by a tank.
dying from cured diseases because you are superstitious. Covid's just the start.
all those USA supplies will rot. They are already obsolete. You will turn into some marauding relic, like a band of robbers from the old west wearing Calvary uniforms.
everyone sees you coming now. At best you will snapchat with some psycho and shoot up a gay bar, or buy exploits and turn of the lights for two weeks. You will take out Asia and they will be isolated from the world. Because of you, working with Asia will be like hooking up your home water to an open sewer and expecting not to be poisoned
Compare that to the advances in the USA since 2001. What we've already done is enough to survive as we watch you swirl the toilet. You're never coming out again. Without you dragging us down we can do so much more. Space manufacturing. Asteroid mining. Medicine. Right move to get out.
but what you will see is russia pakistan and china carving up US's corpse.