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So... Is Embiggen a cromulent word?
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It's always been one of my favourite Simpsons' jokes, precisely because it's so subtle.

And yes, I use both words all the time.

See also https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/thagomizer which has seen adoption.
"Grok" is quite commonly used verb which comes from a made up concept in Heinlein's "Stranger in a Strange land".
Grok is certainly a standard part of my lexicon.
what about grep?
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generalized regular expression processor ?
Comes from the ed command ‘g/re/p’ (g: for each line matching; re: regular expression; p: print)
I think it is all copacetic now.
This story has no byline or dateline.

Please don't do this.

Oh come on, this is a perfectly cromulent submission.
looks like it was first published in 2016
This is an interesting point. You're right - no byline or dateline. Not great things on a "News" platform.

But that begs the question: is Hacker News a "news" site? Despite having "news" in the name, I prefer to think of it more as a "Directory of Mostly Wonderful [Hacker] Things". At least, that's what I lurk here.

That use of “begs the question” is unfortunate. “Raises the question” would be more cromulent, provided that cromulence can be compared.
While some may accuse you of pedantry, I applaud your embiggening others' understanding of this common mistake.
I stand by "begs the question" - it's perfectly cromulent for all "intensive purposes". (/s ~ in all seriousness, I appreciate the correction!)
The cromulent way to describe HN is "news aggregator".
This being a perfectly cromulent candidate to be entered into Merriam-Webster gives me great hope for tnettenba.
I'm not sure that's a word. Could you use it in a sentence?
Good morning, that's a nice tnettenba.
Is the addressee of the greeting naked or not?
You're supposed to just ask me what I'm wearing - you jumped the gun a little.
I really want to make a joke about me wearing mine every day… But I also don’t want to contribute to the redditification of HN.
It embiggens us all.
Parent comment shouldn’t be downvoted. It’s cromulent, in an insider way.

(I’m not kidding. Same episode! Hint: 3F13.)

Such a cromulent suggestion and bigly of you.
I used to have a t-shirt from a now-defunct television recap website that said “perfectly cromulent” and it was the best “in joke” shirt. Would always bring out the fellow Simpsons nerds.
Is this related to the usage of cromulent in this submission?:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28641170

>First, btrfs is a perfectly cromulent single-disk ext4 replacement.

Or am I just getting that bias thing where because the word cromulent is now on my radar, I'm seeing it everywhere I look?

The later probably, cromulent was a word made up for a Simpsons episode about another made up work a while back
This whole article gave me a fronache.
Is “cromulent” a woody or a tinny word?
Woody.

(I just like the word. It gives me confidence. Gorn ... gorn. It's got a sort of woody quality about it. Gorn. Gorn. Much better than `newspaper' or `litterbin')

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>While we don’t yet enter cromulent into our dictionaries, it’s a perfectly cromulent candidate for future entry.

Although the dictionary editors surely were hypnotized by their own humorousness, they ought not to have published that sentence.

Why not?

M-W's lexicographers openly discuss their process of descriptively documenting language as it's observed in real use. If usage of the word "cromulent" continues to grow to the point that it reaches the threshold for inclusion, it, by definition, belongs in the (descriptive) dictionary.

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If we hold the M-W editors to the standard of only using "real" words, then a contradiction is present.

If "cromulent" has not yet reached their threshold for inclusion, then they themselves should not be using it in casual language. Contrapositively, if they are using it casual language, then presumably it has reached their threshold for inclusion as a word.

For them to casually use the word as though it were real after arguing that it is not harms their credibility as arbiters of what words are or are not real, despite the comedic value of them doing so here.

What a pretentious way to say acceptable. If I ever hear anyone using cromulent unironically I'll automatically think they're a douchbag and avoid them. Language is suppose to be simple so you can... IDK, communicate. Stuff like this is cringe and not at all based or red pilled. Downboated.
It's hard to tell whether you are being sarcastic or oblivious with those last few words of your comment.
And it is useless. Synonyms have subtle differences in meaning. In this case, it has no different and it's existence adds no new information.
Next they'll be trying to tell us that "figuratively" means "literally" Oh, wait, they literally did... or is that figuratively.
All words are made up