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harpiaharpyja 

   Extract more Benjamins from every one of your old friends, 
   with best-of-breed tracking innovations.
What.
kfarr
Yeah extracting Benjamins is one of my favorite phrases in this generator, here's another:

> Extract more Benjamins from every warm body with data-driven engagement statistics.

LargoLasskhyfv
This is great, also the other categories. But it lacks porn.

Like Dallas does Debbie in Denver, or something like that :-)

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er4hn
> Gather more upvotes from every viewer using best-practice microservices.

Pretty sure this just told me the secret to securing HN Karma.

koolba
Don’t forget to add “rust” in there too.
consumer451
Crypto version please!
reginold
Here's one with crypto potential: Add value to your dynamic contexts with global microservices.
Elora 

  Duke of Punishment (Action Movie)
LOL
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vyrotek
Squeeze more dollars from every visitor with personalized advertising insights.

Well, yeah. Isn't that how it usually works? :)

qsort
Degrade privacy across cloud platforms using weapons-grade measurements.

Depressingly, it's way too real to be credible...

onurcel
I can't tell the difference with LinkedIn posts
whaas
Let's play name that company:

Share metrics between business units with collaborative solution platforms.

politician
“Squeeze more peace of mind from each visitor with aggressive chatbot services.”

Ship it!

pndy
> "Maximize your dynamic results using weapons-grade advertising strategies."

Sounds pretty valid tbh

FullKirby
It has other fun features, like catchy headline generator. "Hillary Clinton’s 8 Titilating Woodworking Tips"
vmception
Extract more personal data from each affiliate with full-stack data insights.
1MachineElf
Finally, now I don't need to stress about what to write in my resumé.
ChrisArchitect
OP: this is yours right? Did you just add the b2b one or something?
QuadrupleA
I did, yeah, I posted it the day I finished it. I think the mods moved it off the front page a couple hours in because the discussion was trending too humorous / not substantive enough.