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She clearly loved life, and her son shares that. Thank you for sharing.
Literally who?
> A plus-sized Jewish lady redneck died in El Paso on Saturday.

> Of itself hardly news, or good news if you're the type that subscribes to the notion that anybody not named you dying in El Paso, Texas is good news. In which case have I got news for you: the bawdy, fertile, redheaded matriarch of a sprawling Jewish-Mexican-Redneck American family has kicked it. This was not good news to Renay Mandel Corren's many surviving children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren, many of whom she even knew and, in her own way, loved. There will be much mourning in the many glamorous locales she went bankrupt in: McKeesport, PA, Renay's birthplace and where she first fell in love with ham, and atheism; Fayetteville and Kill Devil Hills, NC, where Renay's dreams, credit rating and marriage are all buried; and of course Miami, FL, where Renay's parents, uncles, aunts, and eternal hopes of all Miami Dolphins fans everywhere, are all buried pretty deep. Renay was preceded in death by Don Shula.

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I feel bad for you that your browser does not work. You might want to turn off some of your installed extensions to see if maybe one of them is highjacking links in your browser preventing you from clicking on them.
It's a viral obit that has been making the rounds. Also shows you don't have to be famous to be dearly loved.
Clicked it expecting to read about some CS luminary I'd never heard of, which made it even more hilarious. Very sweet.
I hope my children love me enough to write something this impertinent when i die.