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Yeah that‘s the good shit! Wait, what… JQuery?!
Yea that one surprised me. Everything else was pretty spot on…but she needs to add a guestbook
And a hit counter
webrings, anyone?
I am off to buy a .party domain haha.
I miss webrings, mostly because I was too young to ever code one :)
and a world population counter that looks like the hit counter

and java applets for each navigation link button that have a gradient in the background when you hover over them

I still use jQuery but https://umbrellajs.com too.

And native DOM API as well.

Fetch is great. I never understood the need for installing axios when fetch works fine. I remember the good old days of XMLHttpRequest.
Axios has better errror handling.
I think the point wasn't that jquery was old, but it was way too new for the rest of the page. Everything on it screams mid 90s, and then jquery which is a good 10 years later.
Agreed, jQuery felt like an anachronism given the style of that web page. At most I'd expect a "remember DHTML?"
My eyes hurt. No thank you.
Wait until you see this:

https://www.lingscars.com/

This is a bit heavy but it's creative. And the info is not hidden after dark patterns or hamburgers. One can see where the menu is and can easily navigate to rent a car.
It's designed incredibly well and the aesthetic makes it stand out from just about everyone while still being accessible and usable. The designers and devs must know their stuff to pull it off. Kind of like Les Dawson playing the piano.
Wow it’s truly amazing. I want to lease Ling a car but I don’t live in the UK.

I also love the content: fun but still really clear about everything you may need to know, with a lot of useful details just there.

Really cool.

This is one of my favorite sites from a design pov. Oddly enough i initially found it by searching for 'the worst sites on the internet'. In an earlier incarnation it also handled sales and had individual listings in the same style. Awesome stuff whoever you are.
You can still make shit websites. Lots of people do. The problem is, they're more fun to make than to visit. So don't get huffy if potential visitors go to social media instead.
>So don't get huffy if potential visitors go to social media instead.

Which is also shit, albeit more expensive shit. Facebook looks like a Fischer Price toy due for a recall.

We prefer to call it "appropriate for the key demographic".
Like it or not, people had to be really creative to get things done the way they wanted.

Their creativity paved the way for new features, whether with HTML, CSS, JS, security, and whatnot.

Ha, did not expect Vue and actual individual components.
Yeah, this joke goes a bit deeper than its veneer let on.
This is awesome hahaha

> It's complicated on purpose btw, I wanted to do it in ReasonML and GraphQL but I didn't have time as this was done in an afternoon hackathon

I'm on mobile.

It loads quick.

I saw no ads.

It was reasonable straight to the point: no explanation about this being grandmothers pie recipe or anything to that effect.

(In fact, if you consider the point of the website to be funny it is actually straight to the point.)

If it is fast, doesn't track me and provides the answers I need I can put up with some animations.

I'd say what we have today is far more problematic than a few animations.

Also, most surviving websites from that era aren't that bad when it comes to animation: use marginalia to search for food recipes and see what I mean.

Same experience here. It loads instantly when 99% of the sites need 30s to 1 min to load. It looks decent on mobile (not too big, not too small). Contrast is good, fonts are readable. This guy should give web design lessons.
It looks like poo on mobile, no offence, but you can't see the whole page and you can scroll to the right and stuff. It's just ugly.
I loaded it on mobile too..

- Horizontal scrolling because it isn't properly responsive.

- it doesn't reflow when the device orientation changes

- no sound (there's an audio control so I guess there's meant to be..)

- the audio control sits over the flags

- wildly different text sizes everywhere

- so much layout shift

- from an error loading the Korean version I think it's running on a platform that tracks what users do (serverside tracking is mostly fine in my opinion, and unavoidable really, but it's still tracking).

It's fun, and oddly similar to my first website actually, but I'll take the modern Web over this sort of nostalgia every time.

Sound autoplay doesn't really work anymore in modern browsers.
And thank whatever deity you may or may not believe in that this changed. Yes, it sucks for these traditional websites, but advertisers abused it so much it hurt.
Indeed. The end of autoplay being on by default or not being a setting at all is a blessing far more than anyone worth their salt has even thought it could be a curse.
Shouldn't it be possible to still achieve auto-play using JavaScript? It's just a tiny bit more effort. :)
No, the browser checks the call stack of the javascript function. If the play() isn't a direct result of some kind of user interaction. It will just deny you from playing audio.

So play upon you open the page is no longer possible. You at least need to wait for the user to touch somewhere on the page.

Yeah there's all sorts of nonsense you can do to do autoplay. I kind of remember at one of my old jobs, to get autoplay working on some elearning courses, when the user clicked 'Start', we'd start the audio but not play anything, and then switch out the file that was played when required which would 'autoplay' as the user had already initiated the sound. At least that was the general idea afaik.
Only works well on single-page applications. A much more insidious strategy is to bind to the "Accept cookies" button.
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and now all we need to do is the same for video...
Video does the same thing, except you can autoplay it if it's muted.
Upvote for serious criticism.

I still take this over:

- the noncompliant cookie warnings

- ... with >400 "partners" (yes, I have counted)

- works best in IE^HChrome

- 20 seconds loading

- written for Googlebot, instead of for a human like either the author or me. (Meaning it is bland, formula-driven.)

websites I often deal with as long as it provides the answers/entertainment I am looking for.

> with >400 "partners"

You can update the number to 500, as that's what Yahoo has (something like 530, but I don't remember for certain).

I was on a news site, might have been a newspaper site, and it had 640... beat that! :)
> - works best in IE^HChrome

There's a GIF at the bottom declaring "This page is best viewed with Netscape 3.0"

I'm chuckling silently over here. Well done whoever did it :-)
> it doesn't reflow when the device orientation changes

Does anyone design sites for landscape any more?

Who doesn't is the question? I view nearly everything on landscape mode, 'cause I don't like visiting websites with my phone.
> - Horizontal scrolling because it isn't properly responsive.

It actually is properly responsive: it has horizontal scrolling on desktop too, and by just the exact amount, no matter what the window size is. (At least on FF.)

> it doesn't reflow when the device orientation changes

When you lift a CRT and turn it sideways, it is usually done because it's placed incorrectly (no "reflow" wanted). It's also unusual to attempt to read a website on it at the same time you are risking injury.

And it's all done in Nuxt.js/Vue
It's full of tracking though.
That is sad to hear even if it loads instantly.

Does it have 400 "partners" too?

The only thing worse about this than whichever 2020-era website was the "Right click is disabled!" as I tried to leave. (That made me chuckle). The other stuff is just nostalgia and not really related to the degradation of web UX. Irrelevant gifs and ugly colors are easier to ignore than 1000-page cookie dialogs.
For Firefox/Librewolf users, you can hold shift when you right click to bypass scripts that try to disable your ability to right click.

I laughed when that popped up for me. A very authentic experience.

I feel like I had a literal flashback seeing the little Netscape gif at the bottom. Wow, what a trip.
Reminds of od days when GeoCities were around. Except there was no jQuery at that time :)
Drop the annoying music and it's perfect. Beats the "modern" gibberish which requires server grade hardware to be semi-useful(and that is coming from someone who's main computer hasw a dual-socket motherboard with two 14-core xeons filling those sockets).
The music is actually straight to the point.
Every geocities site back in the day had a MIDI file autoplaying on view. This is exactly on point.
Someone once told me, “you will know what nostalgia truly is, when you see a younger generations nostalgia and think it’s still shit because you are too old for that to have been your childhood”.

The jQuery era is something I’d never want to go back to. Not because jQuery was bad, but because the basic DOM api was so poor, JavaScript was much more limited and incoherent, and webpages made anything outside of text input difficult (e.g. no voice, no gestures).

I remember when web pages looked like that. I used the same animations and hosted on Geocities.

It's shit. I got a smirk out of seeing it again, but I just felt embarrassed for 1998 me.

I remember when web pages looked like that... and it was AFTER I started making websites. I was scrolling through this page thinking "this stuff is too new, look at all these advanced features it's using". Flaming text? That's like 1999, practically cutting-edge! hahah :)
In this case I could alter that to: "You will know what nostalgia truly is, when you see a younger generations representation of nostalgia and you can point out all the anachronisms in it."

Netscape 3 and websites that looked like that: 1996

Geocities: 1994-1999 (so far so good)

jQuery: 2006

Blink: 2013

I think by Blink they meant <blink>

... wait... I hope!

That steven universe gif: 2016
Blink, the tag, dates back to the 1994 or so: http://www.montulli.org/theoriginofthe%3Cblink%3Etag

That's what they're referring to in the page.

In 2006, I was reading [HTML, XHTML, and CSS Bible](https://www.amazon.com/HTML-XHTML-CSS-Bible-3rd/dp/076455739...), which was new-ish at the time and using Netscape as a daily browser, building sites using GeoCities. There were precursors to jQuery (cssQuery, for instance) that made it possible to do some things that Flash was too heavy for but you couldn't do in pure CSS.

And you bet your ass we were still building flashy, wild sorts of sites like that. Still do! Absolutely go check out stuff like Neocities.

Huh. When I read that I assumed Blink referred to the <blink> tag, but reading again you might actually be right that it means Google's browser engine. Truly anachronistic indeed.
I would've written that as <blink> though, but outside of that it would make more sense, yeah.
Sprinkling a little jQuery in a page to add interactive menus and AJAXify some form submissions was quite nice.

What I don't miss from the jQuery times is how painfully limited CSS was, e.g. to add rounded corners to an element (e.g. a button) required something like 11 nested elements (4 corners + 4 edges + 3 rows to contain them). The corners themselves needed image files: to support different background colours you could either use GIFs with transparent backgrounds, but they appeared "jagged" due to aliasing; you could use PNGs which support an whole alpha channel, but lose IE support; or you could create a bunch of different versions for each occasion.

I'm glad I do backend dev these days ;)

An adjustable volume bar? That's the equivalent of using Vue.js back in the 90s.

Sorcery.

EDIT: Jokes on me. This site is built in Vue.

That website was built on Vue? POSERS!
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Some of my friends are finding a lot of neat websites under https://neocities.org, a Geocities-inspired service. They are all light and easy to parse, so I hope everyone there the best!

If you have a friend who'd like to mess around with that style but isn't tech-savvy enough, I've had my share of fun on https://mmm.page

The opt- in nostalgic music and the broken "____citis was d___" on mobile kills me.
The website makes bold claim of being best viewed in Netscape 3. That does not seem to be the case though https://i.imgur.com/WKpmd28.png
I love this! Netscape 3 was a pretty tough browser to get stuff (especially JS) working in.
Imgur was again an example of shitty design. I could not use iPhone’s quick look to check the screen shot. I had to open the page only to consent to all cookie usage, and after giving consent the image opened in the Imgur app. Why would it ask for consent again and again, and why didn’t it open the app immediately?
I can see the alert() debugging already.
The whole website is nothing but nostalgia bullsh*t :D
I don't believe it was done by a nostalgic person - rather someone who wasn't really there at the time and just wants to mock it. The things that were great then have nothing to do with the ones presented on that page.
It's written with Vue js
Wow, that's the nostalgia at the bottom of your screenshot:

"27% of 3182K (at 1.5K/sec, 25:33 remaining)"

For me it's not nostalgia, it's reality. I could not believe that in 2021 i will experience internet like in 1996 waiting for an image to load. But it seems that we are cursed.
Sorry mate can i get light mode, it’s too dark for my eyes
Hey why is it that all these sites are always about how the old web was good and we should make things like the old web, but the only thing they ever make is stuff about how we should make things like the old web.

I mean I would expect them to after making the first site suggesting you do it like this, to make a number of sites showing the aesthetic put to other subjects of interest. Like, Carl's Icosahedron Spot on the WEB might be an example site but no.

It's almost like they don't have anything else to say but make it like it used to be.

I browsed a bit and found this nice index on Neocities:

https://districts.neocities.org/

It's almost all content and little "make the web old", yet it still draws on the old and fun aspect of the early internet.

What people miss isn't the thing, it's the feeling that the thing was novel, exciting, and good enough to be appreciated. People stayed up late creating these quirky little sites full of copy-pasted GIFs and cursor trails and felt proud of them. In retrospect it feels like a simpler and less self-conscious time. I'm not sure if it really was, though. For example, the "under construction" convention was basically a way to say "don't judge my website too harshly."
So many people make websites that basically look like they are from the 90's (though without all the animated GIFs haha), and use basic features without any strictly-modern stuff. These are just a few off the top of my head:

https://cblgh.org/

https://technomancy.us/list

https://alexschroeder.ch/

http://100r.co/site/about_us.html

https://dataswamp.org/~solene/

https://rgz.ee/

https://www.bsdly.net/~peter/

https://codevoid.de/

https://www.undeadly.org

https://compudanzas.net/

http://altexxanet.org/

http://sdf.org/

https://solar.lowtechmagazine.com/

https://www.repairfaq.org/

I stumbled across this one recently, from their Please Read at Least Once:

"A word about the philosophy of this site: These pages are declared to be a fluff-free zone! There will be no unnecessary, superfluous, or useless graphics of any kind - including but not limited to: dancing, gyrating, or other animated icons, colored textured backgrounds that are impossible to read through, or forced downloading of bit intense pictures that may be of no interest to you. Nor, will I ever expect you to use a particular brand of Web browser to be able to effectively access these pages. There are and never will be any advertisements, cookies, or other impositions on your time and space. In the time that it may take wading through a single monstrosity of the professional Web page designers at other sites, you will be able to find out what you want to know, when you want to know it! What a concept. :-) (Note, however, that your browser needs to be configured properly to make sense of the many ASCII diagrams, schematics, and tables. See the document: Suggested Browser Settings for font and other related information.)"

There are a few things here with `width: 100vw`. This is annoying on platforms that don’t use overlay scrollbars because 100vw is wider than the page and so forces a horizontal scrollbar, and I don’t think it was done deliberately. All should be changed to `width: 100%`.

(The viewport units are fundamentally stupidly broken by design, including scrollbar areas, so that if your website has scrollbars they will give you a wrong answer, that the actual viewport width will be things like 17px less than 100vw. There used to be a convoluted way of unbreaking the units with the mild side-effect of forcing the presence of a scrollbar—it involved `overflow: scroll` on the body element, from memory—but Firefox was the only one that implemented it and after some years they collectively gave up and removed it from the spec. So now I say there are literally zero completely legitimate and reasonable uses of viewport units, though there are a few uses where the amount of error is tolerable, though still not a good idea.)