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When I was poor and eating out of Dumpsters someone gave me some cans from a grocery store that were five years past their date. It was Aldi sugar-free strawberry custard, which would have been horrid when it was new. I feared eating it, but I was hungry.

I can tell you what tin cans of food five years past their date taste like. They taste like tin can. That's all you can taste.