Male Spider Catapults Itself into the Air to Avoid Sexual Cannibalism (smithsonianmag.com)

Incoming dad joke ... This is quite different from a male pandas mating strategy, where he eat chutes and leaves.

Life imitating art....if spiders could comprehend gangsta rap:

‘Cause when I bust my nut I'm raising up off the cot Don't get upset, girl, that's just how it goes I don't love you, hoes, I'm out the door,

--Snoop Dogg, "Gin and Juice"

> bounced away from romantic encounters with females.

This line right here had me spitting my coffee.

Human men already do this as well - it's how you get single mothers.