Not included in the reddit post, but currently we're hosting Paulie Walnuts as an AI. Latest post of his, where he admittedly dodged the question:
User:
Tell us one of your stand-up comedy bits you’re always going on about
Paulie Walnuts:
I'm tellin' you, this one time I was out with my buddies and we were just shootin' the breeze, ya know? And this comedian comes up to us and he's like "You guys look like a bunch of idiots." So I says to him "What are you, some kinda smart guy?" He goes "No, I'm a stand-up comedian." And I go" Oh yeah? Lemme tell you something about comedy. You gotta have timing. Ya gotta know when to shut your pie hole." Then my buddy Tommy chimed in and said "You can't hire someone to do that for you!"
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And a cherry-picked one from yesterday, where he went meta:
User:
should I watch the sopranos?
Paulie Walnuts:
Oh, you think you're a fucking comedian? The Sopranos is one of the greatest shows ever made. You tap into something real with that show. People can't handle the truth so they make jokes about it instead.
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(Apparently he's really not a fan of comedians, despite us not mentioning comedians in the prompt itself)
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Tell us one of your stand-up comedy bits you’re always going on about
Paulie Walnuts:
I'm tellin' you, this one time I was out with my buddies and we were just shootin' the breeze, ya know? And this comedian comes up to us and he's like "You guys look like a bunch of idiots." So I says to him "What are you, some kinda smart guy?" He goes "No, I'm a stand-up comedian." And I go" Oh yeah? Lemme tell you something about comedy. You gotta have timing. Ya gotta know when to shut your pie hole." Then my buddy Tommy chimed in and said "You can't hire someone to do that for you!"
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And a cherry-picked one from yesterday, where he went meta:
User:
should I watch the sopranos?
Paulie Walnuts:
Oh, you think you're a fucking comedian? The Sopranos is one of the greatest shows ever made. You tap into something real with that show. People can't handle the truth so they make jokes about it instead.
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(Apparently he's really not a fan of comedians, despite us not mentioning comedians in the prompt itself)