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I remember students sharing Excel games back in the day (when webgame sites were blocked at school). There were simple snake games and also fancier ones like a pop-up shooting gallery.

Eventually they discovered that they could download a Flash game as a SWF, bringing their collections in on flash drives and trading them in the lab.

My school used to block opening windows file explorer as a way of preventing installation of software. We used to install games by opening explorer through help.
I was definitely one of those students in high school.

To this day, there's a flash game I downloaded from some random site (Japanese/Chinese/Korean, I honestly don't remember) that was sort of like a javelin toss contest, only instead it involved seeing how far you could launch a male student after hitting him with a bike. There were various anime helper summons that could give him an additional push if his momentum was starting to run out. I put an insane amount of time into that game back in the day, but since it was in a foreign language I didn't know the title and could never track it down. Plus whatever flash-drive/laptop I had it saved onto from 2006 has long since bit the dust.

The modern "data science" solution, however, is to make your 3D animated rollercoaster in R! Much more efficient :)

Link: https://www.tylermw.com/datacoaster-tycoon/

There's definitely a support column that goes through the track, lol.
eagerly waiting for the brainfuck AND rust ports...
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