Google Buying Yahoo? (online.wsj.com)

One of those headlines with a question mark, that can be answered with No.

The full version of the article can be seen in Google's cache: http://bit.ly/tw9yGm

The answer is no. It's no from every angle (financial, anti-trust, technical, IP, strategy, etc.) except maybe some bizarre emotional angle where L&S want to show Jerry that they won -- which I doubt exists since it's obvious to everyone that L&S won a long time ago.

And the consequences of that emotional maybe are so large that it would also be an easy no. So no, there is no chance of this happening.