Get a bachelor's degree and work for free (linkedin.com)

Looks like lately you need to get $50,000 in debt for a bachelor's degree plus 2 years of experience and extensive knowledge in lots of complicated and disparate technologies ... just to be given the opportunity to work for free.

There are sometimes legitimate reasons to accept an unpaid internship, but there are no reasons to accept one of this shape.

If I wanted to get fucked in the ass I'd go to a gay bar.