Why most programmers are single (old.reddit.com)

I don't usually submit jokes but this genuinely made me laugh and figured others on here would find it similarly funny.

Best question from an operating systems class:

"Professor, how does a parent reap its zombie children?"

The classroom door was open and a student walking down the hall stopped and looked into the room with a worried expression on their face.

Because there must be only a single source of truth.

Because don't do manually what you can automate with batteries included.