I'm rather disappointed by the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin. I expected the pro level to allow an unlimited number. That said, it has some other unexpected perks I'm quite excited about.
But the Lite was concentrated and there was darkness everywhere else, so God said, let us set the Lite free so that it might roam the universe. And so, the Lite became Standard.
God felt good, because now he could see what he was doing. With all the Lite everywhere, he quickly saw that he was alone and that made him very very sad.
So God ruminated for millions and millions and trillions of years how to solve his loneliness. Then, one day (Lite came in cycles), a lightbulb went off and he realized he need to be Pro life. So he increased the number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin and he changed the cosmic speed limit. This allowed him to sow seeds across the vast expanse and with the Lite, there were crops everywhere with life blooming on billions of worlds.
This made him happy.
But over time God realized the meaning of life, and decided to retreat. No more upgrades to the universe, no presence. Except for the ads.
In this thread: complaints of how the Universe used be available to purchase as a perpetual license, and now the option is buried in some page only linked from a KB article.
On Firefox for Android, you can just press-and-hold the image to see the alt-text, or https://m.xkcd.com has "alt-text" that you can tap on to toggle it.
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[ 2.7 ms ] story [ 86.9 ms ] threadGiven our longtime subscription to Universe Standard®, Universe Pro® probably busts our budget.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weakless_universe
Still gave me a good laugh though.
But the Lite was concentrated and there was darkness everywhere else, so God said, let us set the Lite free so that it might roam the universe. And so, the Lite became Standard.
God felt good, because now he could see what he was doing. With all the Lite everywhere, he quickly saw that he was alone and that made him very very sad.
So God ruminated for millions and millions and trillions of years how to solve his loneliness. Then, one day (Lite came in cycles), a lightbulb went off and he realized he need to be Pro life. So he increased the number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin and he changed the cosmic speed limit. This allowed him to sow seeds across the vast expanse and with the Lite, there were crops everywhere with life blooming on billions of worlds.
This made him happy.
But over time God realized the meaning of life, and decided to retreat. No more upgrades to the universe, no presence. Except for the ads.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs
xkcd explained link: https://explainxkcd.com/2666
Natural Laws: [Impossibly complex], [complex, but comprehensible], [compresses into a single neat equation]