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Not enough commas.
To make such an unwarranted accusation, serves only to reveal, Sir, that you, Sir, are no gentleman!
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Indeed, Sir, I am not; a mere gadfly on the rump of society, such is yr. humble correspondent. Yet even one unskilled in letters, such as I, may become sensible of a certain terseness, an unaccustomed lack of elegance, a rude brevity, in a communication, when it is flourished in front of his nose.

It is an unfortunate habit of mine, the subject of well-intentioned chiding from my friends, that I return like for like: thus, my response. I cravenly pray your indulgence for my peccadillo.

I keenly await the Shakespearian follow up.
Although brevity

Suggests that a series of

Haiku might bring joy

Thine brevity is bereft of wit. And thy poem rhymes like that of a twit.

Loquacious scribings hath wit overflowing like the bacchanalian cup overfloweth with wine. And so brother take my Shakespearian cup of rhyme, and come let us dine.

(Sorry couldn't think of anything that rhymed with wit. Except tit which isn't better, or dimwit.)

Shakespearean English in the sense of being written in the style of Shakespeare, rather than of his era, is without doubt beyond GPT-3
Rhyming couplets or Klingon next pls
Darn, I was hoping this would be a parody of HN's fixations transmuted into Victorian equivalents. This is still pretty neat, though.
Along similar lines:

If PHP Were British: https://aloneonahill.com/blog/if-php-were-british/

Reddit Proper: https://www.reddit.com/r/proper/

Announce “splendid!”;

I am going to have a lot of fun with this at work! :)

What a splendid piece of entertainment! Thank you for sharing it with us, my dear fellow.
From the first link:

would_you_mind {

    // Code here
} actually_i_do_mind (Exception £e) {

    // Politely move on

    cheerio('Message');
}

I've laughed my ass off with that. Thanks for sharing!

This was hilariously brilliant! :-D
I’ll piggyback on this to show something I made: autosummarized HN. https://danieljanus.pl/autosummarized-hn/

I originally intended to run it for a month only, but when OpenAI slashed prices at the beginning of September, I figured another month won’t hurt.

You should make a Shown HN for yourself!
Great idea! Though in several instances it essentially repeats the submission title (which isn't too bad, but maybe you can instruct it to extend from the title?).

I laughed at this one, you might want to take a look at it:

> The article is about how to enable JavaScript in order to use twitter.com

> I laughed at this one, you might want to take a look at it:

It's a feature!

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fr gen-Z HN would be bussin no cap on god
Hahaha. Oh that's hilarious.
"Starlink is now on all seven continents, enabled by its space laser network"

...

"The article is about how to enable JavaScript in order to use twitter.com."

Also, "The article is urging the reader to update their browser to a newer version."
This is fabulous.

>If you have the temerity to submit a video or pdf, I should be grateful if you would mark it as such, so as not to cause the undoing of my fragile sensibilities.

The temerity, the absolute temerity of assaulting my fragile sensibilities with a pdf or video! I will not countenance it. I say good day to you, sir.

> I will not countenance it. I say good day to you, sir.

I have read that with the voice of an angry John Oliver. Matches brilliantly.

I say old man, I too should jolly well appreciate a fair warning about bandwidth-hungry formats. Too often these days do the rakes and scoundrels of this establishment assault both the senses and the available kilo-cycles of bandwidth with such extravagant formats that are quite unnecessary to communicate one's point. If 5-bit telegraph coding is enough for Her Britannic Majesty it is certainly good enough for her loyal subjects on VHN!
As a person from Victoria, Australia, I can confirm this is exactly how we all speak.
I can confirm: this is why I left.
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As a West Australian, all I can say as a representative of the rest of the country is: we know.
Great site but can the author of the site improve its readability for desktop users?

I find the text visually hard to read (not the text in itself). In Firefox for example the Reader mode is not available which would also help.

(I'm a regular web user, I know it's not great but I have no idea how to improve it)

If anyone has good tips/tools/links for the author please reply with them.

A relevant quote from the linked article:

> I implore you, dear reader, to set aside your petty grievances; trifling things such as the format of an article or website, the unfortunate repetition of a name, or the vexing loss of information when pressing the back button. They are so common and so lacking in originality that they have no interest whatsoever.

But for real, the styling is just copied from the original: https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

That's so good I'm tempted to replace the existing rule with it.
I find it incredible that this was written by an AI and it translated:

> back-button breakage

into

> the vexing loss of information when pressing the back button

It's a remarkably good translation.

Then again "the unfortunate repetition of a name" does not have quite the same meaning as "name collisions".

> Then again "the unfortunate repetition of a name" does not have quite the same meaning as "name collisions".

I noticed that too. I wonder what a more precise wording would be.

Homonyms. The unfortunate reuse of a name for an unrelated thing.
Should

> "They are so common"

be

"These are so common"

?

It has the same look as the HN guidelines.

Reader mode seems to work on the HN guidelines page, but not on this page, although the markup appears to be the same. Not sure what's up with that.

Anyone else stressed out how good ML approach is advancing in AI? I feel left behind...
Don't believe everything (anything?) you read on the internet is my adage, good sir/madam ducktective.
One of the perks of technology that move very fast is that everyone is out of touch weekly due to frequent updates and major changes. So you can look at the state of things and you will not be that far behind the main group.
Should be automated moderated by AI.
It’d be more interesting if there were a Victorian HN front page
I imagine the comments of such a site to be filled with people exclaiming “How dare you Sir! How very dare you!”
This reminded me of the "Victorian Laptop" that Justine Cassell and students worked on at the MIT Media Lab, in the late 1990s.

IIRC, in the original idea, the Victorian Laptop hardware was an antique portable wood laptop desk, retrofitted with PC electronics and custom software, and the purpose was to relate/connect the user's thoughts in a particular location to the writings of others who've been in some similar context before. With the time-traveler writing desk adding to the reflective experience.

(Physical craft-wise, this was before the steampunk DIY computers that we see today. Cassell collected antique writing desks, had inspiration from those, and some energetic students worked on figuring out and building it.)

http://www.justinecassell.com/publications/narr_intell.vlt.9...

Seems like modern ML tools should open up more possibilities along these lines. I'd like to see the focus on leveraging information and computation for genuine experiences and accurate understand (not, say, some of the currently more obvious automated content generation applications, for SEO, addictive engagement, demagoguery, etc.)

The temerity of linking a pdf without such marking as would give light to its nature... Quite undignified as the good sir imgabe has duely noted.

Respectfully yours, derac

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