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Lol, you guys have a sense of humor
Haha this is good it's almost believable
Finally a genuine use for blockchains!
Hypothetically this could even be considered a mockchain but that's probably going too far
I sent 0.01 BTC but have not received anything yet...

When will I become rich?

Maybe you didn't send it right. Better do another just to be sure. Best case scenario, you get double-rich.
You got scammed. Hopefully this scam is removed soon.
I just checked, the bitcoin wallet is still empty. I already sent them the hypcoin though, looks like I'm the one who got scammed :*(
This is probably the most honest website for crypto that I have seen.
Lower ridicule by like 20% and you could sell that to investors year or two ago
pretty sure someone did. They were tracking their coins in an MS Access database or something like that, and when they needed to mine more, it just meant adding some more rows in the database
I think you're thinking of a satire by Matt Levine, recurring in several issues of Money Stuff.
Only if satire can send you to jail for fraud
I suppose we're thinking of different things then, and life and art are immitating each other. My mistake.
The gobbledygook in the Stable Diffusion images is actually a nice touch.
Zero-knowledge: proof of your lack of knowledge made me laugh hard ;D

Note: it's funny because zero-knowledge proofs are hard to understand, and there is an enormous landscape of them.

Lady Bracknell: I've always been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything, or nothing. Which do you know?

Earnest: I know nothing, Lady Bracknell.

Lady Bracknell: I am pleased to hear it. I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate, exotic fruit. Touch it, and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrQQAa6AARc

Lady Bracknell: A handbag??!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyuoUwxCLMs

(Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest)

I don't get how it's related to the comment, but I am quite eager to watch the movie this evening :)
Ignorance is bliss
I was expecting a blockchain that runs on a quantum computer.
As someone who works in crypto this is bloody hilarious.
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