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"Splunker" https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1353283/000110465923...

> today’s decision impacts about 325 Splunkers across the company

> Since I joined the company, I’ve often heard the phrase “once a Splunker always a Splunker.” That statement couldn’t be more true than it is today. The people leaving the company are our fellow Splunkers

> Throughout today, Splunkers whose roles are impacted will be informed

> the changes we are implementing today will help Splunk realize its potential to deliver incredible long-term value and become the best-in-class global enterprise that our customers and investors rely upon, and an amazing employer where Splunkers can thrive and grow their careers

Bonus:

> We have posted resources on Pwny Portal to help guide us through this process.

From their (for some reason publicly accessible) benefits portal: https://splunkbenefits.com/us

> Medical, dental, vision. You got ’em. But hey, you’re a Splunker. That means you deserve next-level benefits. Programs that help you boost your wellbeing. Resources to help you make the most of your money. Tools to support you in growing and caring for your family. And time-away programs to help you strike the right work-life balance. Whatever it takes to Splunkify your life.