ChatGPT jokes that don't suck

5 points by vezycash ↗ HN
The answers aren't curated.

Write dad jokes in the ah ah ah youtube format

1. Why did the tomato turn red? Ah Ah Ah! Because it saw the salad dressing!

2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? Ah Ah Ah! A gummy bear!

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Ah Ah Ah! Because he was outstanding in his field!

4. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Ah Ah Ah! Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!

5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Ah Ah Ah! Frostbite!

6. Why do bicycles fall over? Ah Ah Ah! Because they're two-tired!

7. Why did the chicken cross the playground? Ah Ah Ah! To get to the other slide!

8. How does a penguin build its house? Ah Ah Ah! Igloos it together!

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> The answers aren't curated.

They’re also not original. Every single one of those is a preexisting joke, which you can verify by doing a web search on the question. Siri could’ve told you those.

Ah ah ah, did you hear about the hacker who tried to post a news article on Hacker News, but couldn't get past the captcha? Ah ah ah!

^ I asked for a joke about HN in the same style as OP

Even worse, 99% of people who use chatGPT won't do due diligence, and will try to pass stuff like this off as something that they wrote.
These do indeed suck. Maybe curate past your first attempt?