(Humor, 100% true) My friend informs me that they took this Havana syndrome to Garry Nolan and:
"Garry Nolan has like 60 patents lol. Literally one of the smartest people in the US. The government tried to use him to explain away ufos but it blew up in there face when he admitted he's an abductee lol"
"If you follow ufology you would know the mainstream theory is that abductees are just ETs who reincarnated as humans, for a purpose. Jesus being the most famous. Garry is likely hyper intelligent and now the face of Disclosure for that purpose. Very unlikely it was all a coincidence."
> It also found "no credible evidence" that any American foe possessed "a weapon or collection device," including an emitter of electromagnetic energy pulses, that could cause the symptoms.
Are they telling us between the lines it was one of their own devices? That would be pretty embarrassing, so it must be aliens then…
I guess another alternative is that some of the workers figured out a way to get off work and/or retire earlier with workplace injury benefits and long term disability.
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They mastered faster-than-light travel only to come mess with U.S. officials based overseas.
"Garry Nolan has like 60 patents lol. Literally one of the smartest people in the US. The government tried to use him to explain away ufos but it blew up in there face when he admitted he's an abductee lol"
"If you follow ufology you would know the mainstream theory is that abductees are just ETs who reincarnated as humans, for a purpose. Jesus being the most famous. Garry is likely hyper intelligent and now the face of Disclosure for that purpose. Very unlikely it was all a coincidence."
Are they telling us between the lines it was one of their own devices? That would be pretty embarrassing, so it must be aliens then…
I guess another alternative is that some of the workers figured out a way to get off work and/or retire earlier with workplace injury benefits and long term disability.