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This has to be one of the worst landing pages ever. Why explain properly what you even do when you can build a faux macOS in the browser
Why learn the actual basics of defi and how essential protocols like Curve work, when you can just read molly white’s blog and dismiss crypto for being a ponzi? Hell, why even bother to click on the Help link in the middle of the landing page? Those evil ponzis are always trying to dupe you!
Why bother explaining things to people when you could just criticise them for not magically already knowing about them?
Dude you don't understand the purpose of a landing page obviously. I didn't even know it was DeFi so piss off with your "the whole world is out to get me because I like crypto" shit.
I didn't realise the star wars theme was public domain
It’s probably not, but since when has the crypto community respected anyone else’s rules?
I only trust web3 pump'n'dumps if their website looks web3 as well
Curve is optimised specifically for very narrow exchange rates between stable coins, the opposite of pump and dumps. Way to make a fool of yourself.
Landing on the page at first I thought it might be a fun art project or some kind of finance/crypto satire.

Alas it’s literally just another boring crypto thing.

Wait - it's not a joke?