Heroku Is Down Again

10 points by leros ↗ HN
Heroku failed in the middle of a deploy and the dashboard is not loading now. This was happening earlier today, but was fixed a few hours ago.

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Confirmed.

Curiously, their status page reads: "No known issues at this time."

https://status.heroku.com/

Looks like they just updated it. By my measure, it took them about an hour to update their status page.
As an improvement for context, the nvidia or amd or intel or tesla ai chip could picture in an svg architecture schematic fault probability distribution and explanation in realtime without human input. Text only status pages with a little color for decoration with this much more information gets the point across quicker.
I think you are in the wrong thread.