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When I think of putting Elon Musk brain implant, it makes me think of his other project like his rocket project that he called a great success when it blew out its launchpad and exploded in the air. I wouldn't want my brain implant to be that kind of success.
if it's from Elon Musk then at least I know it won't turn me woke
I wonder if more people will die from this compared to the number of monkeys they killed.
Musk is trying to connect Brain implants with the X Everything Twitter replacement, Starlink, & Tesla so that he has complete control over all of us.

Think about it, with X he will have access to bank accounts, stocks, our private and public personas, etc.

Connect that with Tesla and Starlink and he'll have a complete map of virtually our whole lives.

Now the last thing is our thoughts themselves and here is where the brain implants come in.

End of Sardonic Paranoid rant.

2024: the first Republican primary debate ends in chaos when cyborg Ron DeSantis gets stuck in fart mode.