Show HN: Worst programming language written in less than an hour (neord.netlify.app)

Nice to play around with it. Don't sell yourself short. It ain't easy to write a language, but you did.

Self esteem issues much? You’re still learning and it’s no small feat to invent your own language. Don’t beat yourself up

This is fun, thanks for sharing! I'm currently developing a much worse language and I've spent quite a few hours on it. I think that the space of simple languages is very enlightening to explore. If nothing else, returning to a full-featured language after spending days programming in something horrid is a breath of fresh air.

Thanks for sharing. I had a good laugh looking through your source and seeing that "kys" killed the interpreter. I threw together a trivial fizzbuzz in it for fun.

  n = 1
  goto main
  #fizzbuzz
  if n % 3 == 0 && n % 5 == 0
      print "fizzbuzz"
      goto increment
  if n % 3 == 0
      print "fizz"
      goto increment
  if n % 5 == 0
    print "buzz"
    goto increment
  print n
  #increment
  n = n + 1
  #main
  if n <= 100
      goto fizzbuzz
  kys

I give it 2 years tops before this ends up in production somewhere.

Did you just machine translate everything on the page or does Turkish syntax work too?

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