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Obviously written by someone in Victoria: “potato cake”

It’s a potato scallop, mate.

They’re not shellfish.
Potato cake and potato scallop are both stupid names.

It's literally a potato fritter.

Tongue is firmly in cheek :) I don't care what people call them in reality so long as I can get my hands on them! So damn good.
Scallop is in reference to the cut type. As in scallop cut potato.
Those Victorians need to go back to skew-el (it's hard to write their pronunciation of school...)
> Published 16 January 2023 3:59pm
I always put the publication date as 6 months prior on my blogs - Consider it a form of time travel.
i only eat boiled potatoes, coudnt care less
PO-TA-TOES. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
EUV multi-pattern potatoes
God people may need to peel a potato
Ok, I'll explain. It's not about people at home having to peel potatoes. Imagine you run a diner. You have low profit margins and you use frozen chips. It's a high volume item. Most customers order chips. A 25kg bag of potatoes is about 30 portions. You might use 100kg of raw potatoes in a day.

Have you ever peeled, chipped, parboiled, and possibly pre-fried 100kg of potatoes? I certainly haven't but I imagine it's at least a shift of work for a member of staff. Which means you need to hire someone. You might also need to buy a commercial potato peeler which cost $1000-$3000 US. Then a month or two later the shortage is over, you go back to frozen. Do you fire the new staff? Sell the machine?

Pink fir apple disappeared from the market in Brissie. I miss 'em
@dang Please change to potato chip or frozen fries shortage, on HN this title verges onto click bait.
I think it's funny, although it does go against the guideline of not editorializing headlines. Changing the title wouldn't really make sense as I believe the whole submission was meant as a joke around the changed title to deceit hacker news readers.
Do Australians say "chips" or "crisps"?
Chips. Although very occasionally you will hear crisps.

Often "hot chips" (french fries), as distinct from a "packet of chips" (crisps), but it's contextual: e.g. a Schnitzel with salad and chips, would always be with hot chips.

New Zealand uses "chips" for two kinds.

e.g. I'd use the name "chip sandwich" for a sandwich with crisps in them; a "chip butty" is sandwich with thick-cut french fries.

Nah, in New Zealand they're "chups".

"A fush fullet end fuftiin dolliz o' chups thinks"

And "hot dogs" in New Zealand are battered sausages. That was a hard lesson for one of my kids :)

Crisps. Unless you are referring to a packet of chips, which you may also refer to as a bag of crisps, which you may also call chips. This is on the citizenship test, by the way. Every other answer is “Sir Donald Bradman”.
I'm sorry I don't get the joke because we definitely do not say crisps
We definitely do say crisps, and I’d bet a parmigiana on it.
There are two impenetrable versions of English for me: Australian and cricket.

I've consigned myself to never reaching proficiency in either.

I really appreciated this joke.

For the non-Australians, we don't really say parmigiana either, it's parmi or parma and there's a lot of playful debate over the naming.

Yeah, nah.. chips or bust. The only people I've ever heard say crisps are British or 70+

It's a packet of chips if you mean crisps, or just chips if you mean hot chips. In a situation where disambiguation is needed I'd probably clarify with "hot chips".

This remark rests on the assumption that being a migrant from British territories, or a senior citizen, erases someone from being Australian.
Thinly sliced fried potato in bags = chips.

French fries = hot chips if you need to disambiguate, but usually (eg on a restaurant menu) just chips.

Though if they are frozen then they are probably hot chips? I don't think anyone buys frozen crisps. I could be wrong.
Crisps has pretty entirely been overtaken by chips. Magnificent word though, sometimes I use it to either be funny or just remember the taste and texture of a sadly underutilised word.

It never applied to hot chips/ fries though, just the other kind.

If you want a raised eyebrow response, just ask "are you going to finish those crisps?"

They'll know what you mean, but they'll still act confused. It's great.