Expect an official response any day now, using the standard template:
"On behalf of [Crapcorp], I'd like to take this opportunity to deliver my personal, heartfelt and unconditional apology for the way we communicated our plan to [screw over our users and developers]. As we prepare similar - and likely more egregious - plans in the future, we will make every effort to improve our communication about them. Effective immediately, I am pleased to announce that we will be replacing our PR team with a new team, one which is highly skilled in describing [junk] sandwiches in terms that are so convincing you will be salivating and begging to eat them. Bon appétit!"
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[ 3.5 ms ] story [ 93.9 ms ] thread"On behalf of [Crapcorp], I'd like to take this opportunity to deliver my personal, heartfelt and unconditional apology for the way we communicated our plan to [screw over our users and developers]. As we prepare similar - and likely more egregious - plans in the future, we will make every effort to improve our communication about them. Effective immediately, I am pleased to announce that we will be replacing our PR team with a new team, one which is highly skilled in describing [junk] sandwiches in terms that are so convincing you will be salivating and begging to eat them. Bon appétit!"