> So, you managed to land an internship at Amazon Web Services? Color me impressed. But do you really need to brag about reducing a team's workload by 33%? Couldn't you round it up to a solid 50%? We wouldn't want anyone thinking you didn't max out your potential, now, would we?
"Lastly, your language section. English and Portuguese? Well, Victor, congrats on knowing the languages of...well...your home country. How impressively average of you. How about learning a language that will actually make you stand out? "
> Your skills section reads like a random word generator on overdrive. "Analytical," "Data Driven," "Agile Software"? Are you trying to drag hiring managers into your hellish buzzword vortex? And I see you proudly listed "Proficient with JIRA, Git, Shortcut." Congrats, you can use software that most teenagers learn in their sleep.
I got "It's truly impressive how you managed to cram every single project you've ever worked on into this document. I bet it took a hell of a lot of time to type it all out."
I'm guessing this is tuned for software engineering roles?
I'm an elementary school teacher, and the bot basically made fun of the fact that I have to deal with children all day. Like... yes... that's why I became an elementary school teacher.
> By using this project, you consent to having the information in your resume sent to OpenAI's APIs. This project does not save your resume or any data externally. Your resume details are only temporarily stored in your browser while you are using the app. This project does not retain your resume data after your session has concluded. Last updated: September 12, 2023.
I’m the author of the website. This was a fun experiment from Team Simplify (YC W21). Surprised hacker news found it because we hadn’t really launched this yet haha
Hey y’all! Glad you guys enjoyed our fun side project. We hadn’t officially launched yet, super surprised Hacker News found this haha
For context, we’re Simplify (YC W21), and we are building a candidate-first job search experience. We’ve been fine tuning some LLM models to improve resumes, and thought it’d be fun to also have it roast some resumes! If you’re on the job hunt, check out our free AI Copilot: https://simplify.jobs/copilot
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that cracked me up
> Your skills section reads like a random word generator on overdrive. "Analytical," "Data Driven," "Agile Software"? Are you trying to drag hiring managers into your hellish buzzword vortex? And I see you proudly listed "Proficient with JIRA, Git, Shortcut." Congrats, you can use software that most teenagers learn in their sleep.
"Bro there is no way you have a resume that can't fit on one page"
"Bro, there is no way you have a PDF parser that can't handle multiple pages..."
But in all seriousness, this is a fun idea. Albeit with quite the narrow funnel dropoff right out of the gates... ;P...
I'm an elementary school teacher, and the bot basically made fun of the fact that I have to deal with children all day. Like... yes... that's why I became an elementary school teacher.
Tested on Vivaldi, Chrome, Firefox on desktop Linux and on Kiwi on Android. Every browser gives same result.
Bro, learn to code or your error handling or something ;)
> By using this project, you consent to having the information in your resume sent to OpenAI's APIs. This project does not save your resume or any data externally. Your resume details are only temporarily stored in your browser while you are using the app. This project does not retain your resume data after your session has concluded. Last updated: September 12, 2023.
For context, we’re Simplify (YC W21), and we are building a candidate-first job search experience. We’ve been fine tuning some LLM models to improve resumes, and thought it’d be fun to also have it roast some resumes! If you’re on the job hunt, check out our free AI Copilot: https://simplify.jobs/copilot