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Definitely not me but man I remember headbanging to my friends keygen software from Razor1911
Keygen music is truly one of the greatest genres, absolutely no joke.
I have vivid memories of reopening game installers from CLASS, long after installing, just so I could keep listening to the music. This one by Maktone still pops into my head from time to time, almost 25 years on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NjxgaZtHqA
I have an mp3 of the patcher/keygen by Digital Insanity for Sony Vegas in my music collection. Such a banger, even after all those years.
Wow, that brings back memories. Long nights, CRTs, that fresh and health-promoting smell of warm electronics in poorly ventilated spaces, microwaved garbage food, sugary drinks … not sure how my friends and I survived until adulthood.
You were one of the lucky to have found your people.
I need to find a CRT and recreate one of those nights. Always wanted a 17" Viewsonic.
I remember being pretty stoked after getting a flat screen CRT. Oh how things have changed
I'd say you'll feel miserable and will wonder what is it you are missing from the old days. We look at it with rose tinted glasses, but for all practical purposes, everything was significantly worse back then. The kind of hardware and software we have available today was the stuff of the wildest dreams and imagination.

I remember we could spend entire weeks in 4 player Doom 2 deathmatch during summer with my friends. We could spend an entire day just playing made-up scenarios where we tried to kite cyberdemons from one part of the map into another (an exercise which we called demon shepherding).

I fired up Doom 2 again on one of the many ports and it looks great, all the nice memories came flooding back, and yet it wasn't the same. It made me realize that the magic wasn't in the games, or the computers or the people. The magic was in us being a bunch of kids born into infinite curiosity and no (real) responsibilities. That magic unfortunately cannot be recreated in adult life.

Now if you spend an all-nighter on any hobby, your 30+ year old body will wake up feeling rubbish the next day. Do it 2-3 days in a row, and you'll feel like death.

I can afford any piece of hardware and any game my heart desires, my steam library numbers more than 200 games. I have played less than half of them, and less than a quarter to completion. It's the age old curse of aging :)

When you are young, you have time but no money. When you are old, you have money but no time.

It took like a decade to get average LCD screen to look as good as old CRT. And still need a ton of post-processing to make old pixel art games to look as good as before on LCD.

And I did play a bunch of games 10-20-30 years after they were released and they still hold up. My limit seems to be around SNES-era graphics, before that it just feels too ugly and clunky for me.

Sure, many games just feel like any modern titles do everything better, but some play just fine if you can stomach some of the obsolete mechanics.

> I fired up Doom 2 again on one of the many ports and it looks great, all the nice memories came flooding back, and yet it wasn't the same. It made me realize that the magic wasn't in the games, or the computers or the people. The magic was in us being a bunch of kids born into infinite curiosity and no (real) responsibilities. That magic unfortunately cannot be recreated in adult life.

I thought about it a lot and come to conclusion that every new interesting experience bumps our "standard" up and so once you accumulate a ton of that it's just harder and harder to be wowed by new game, even if it is just fine, fun and plays nice. But me getting my first car in my 30s was still thrilling and I was giggling like mad so dunno about "kid" part. Yeah kids know shit all so everything new is exciting but that doesn't mean you can't find magic moments in the adulthood, just amount of work required is higher.

> When you are young, you have time but no money. When you are old, you have money but no time.

I've heard it described as a three-phase progression:

* Child -> Time and Energy, but no Money * Adult -> Energy and Money, but no Time * Elder -> Time and Money, but no Energy

(Where "Energy" is a short-hand including also physical capability and bodily health)

Off topic:

> Your 30+ year old body

Hey, wake up call, not just to parent commenter but anyone.

If you feel this way in your 30's chances are good you should probably spend more time focusing on your physical health. Start getting more exercise and working on your diet.

You don't need to go crazy, just make small improvements and try to stick with them as much as you can. Start simple: Go for a short walk in the morning when you get up. Cut back on refined sugars, alcohol and sugary drinks.

I'm in my early 30's and my capacity to push hard and be durable is stronger than ever. But I made small but steady steps on my diet and kept up a modicum of conditioning throughout my 20's. I love backpacking, so "durability" is something I'm very interested in.

For example, this weekend I was easily able to stay up and game with friends in their early to mid 20's(UFC 5 release) until the wee hours of the morning. I then slept curled up in a ball on the couch(it was cold and that position kept me warm) and bounced up first thing in the morning after like 3 hours of sleep feeling great.

I don't do things like that often because it runs counter to being healthy. Sleep is when your body repairs itself, and it is constantly taking damage. My experience also is that when you are young, you are just less in-tune with your body. By the time you are 30 most people are actually able to recognize how detrimental sleep deeprivation is in the moment.

Depends on the person. I too keep fit. As writing this I'm currently on the subway to go to sword fencing class.

I feel the same as OP. If I miss sleep I feel wrecked and I'm 34.

Use red light glasses after sundown and use f.lux or iris (anti flicker software).
Of course you can slow down the process through living healthier. My point is: when you are young, you don't need to. You can go weeks having little sleep and be fine. You don't need to actively pursue a healthy lifestyle in order to avoid feeling drained. Your body reaches the peak in your 20s. After that it's a progressive decline.

In your 30s, no matter what you do, your ability to recover starts to decline and you can no longer do stuff consequences free like before.

You say if yourself: as long as you get enough sleep most of the time, you can pull an all nighter and feel fine. Pull 3 in a row and throw in some drinking, and you'll note a sharp difference between 25 year old you and 35 year old you.

Genetics plays a huge role in this. Some people win the lottery. However, by your 40s you realize that some activities might simply be off limits. Repetitive back injuries from lifting too vigorously mean that you have to cut back on deadlifts. You get dehydrated more easily and the symptoms are worse. You need to watch your ankle after having twisted it too many times during football.

You have to accept it and move on. Some magic you had is lost, but you can usually replace it with other magic. You can't play 12h with your friends every day, but now you can afford a nice car for example, etc...

You can't go clubbing 5 days a row, but you have the focus to train for a marathon and finish it.

My post was about recognizing that the circumstances that make certain things possible when we are young simply disappear. Accept this and move on, there are other things that one can do.

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> Your body reaches the peak in your 20s.

Citation needed. Plenty of people only reach their physical peak at 35+. It's not too late!

> You have to accept it and move on

No, you don't. You can bounce back, but it requires effort. All I can say is it's better to learn early than when you are 65+ and just had major surgery that you need to bouce back from if you want to keep living a normal life.

Yeah, I was stronger and felt better in my mid to late 30s than I'd ever felt at a younger age, and would sometimes go out clubbing and then hit the gym on no sleep and still push out personal bests...

Even my 18 year old self would have killed to feel like that.

But at 30 I couldn't walk a flight of stairs without pain, went to my doctor and was handed an exercise sheet for retirees and told off, and that was what finally got me to address my health, so there's still time to fix it for anyone who feels like that and still time to reach heights of strength and energy you didn't know we're possible.

I lapsed for multiple years in my early 40s, but even with that, after being back in the gym for just a few months I'm still for the most part, apart from a bit slower recovery, feeling better today at 48 than I did at 30, and I'm far stronger and with better endurance (though I still feel weak because I know how much I have lifted, and while Im easily at 5x+ the strength I had at 30, I am so far only back up to 60% of my peak)

Recently I played a game of Civilization 1. It actually did take a me back to that feeling of awe that I had as a child, except now the sound worked and I was able to read English so I actually knew how to play, which enhanced the experience.
Reminds me of playing life on a minicomputer at my dads work in 1970. It's hard to grasp the feeling of seeing that when nothing like it exists elsewhere. Almost everything mechanical in 1970 was a purely mechanical device without a shred of agency.

At the heart computers can represent and transform complex structured data iteratively. That was new new 50 years ago.

Yep, same here. I fire up my 386DX-40 and Pentium-133 occasionally.

Civilization 1 and 2 are still beyond awesome. Very playable and loveable games. I play Doom II now more than I did when I was a kid. Mortal Kombat 3 is the best. Windows 95 and 98 are likely the best Window GUI ever for me. Microsoft Office 4.0 is pretty fast on a 386 with 4 MB of RAM running Windows 3.1. At the age of 41 I've bought my first non-pirated version of Magic Carpet and now understand how to play this game. This game is freaking awesome. I can now afford to buy Sound Blaster AWE32 without asking my parents! IRC is still awesome. mIRC and EFNet still work!

My life rocks now! (Except web browsing.)

Hey, an IRC dude and Doom 2 player here too :) We play ocasionaly using zandronum. If anything, find us on #games. Our IRC homepage: http://damnet.uu3.net/
There’s actually an SNES version of Civ. Surpassingly playable without a mass, but processing time on turn end is really long. To the point where it’s not really playable past, say, 1700 or so because it gets to the point where it takes over a minute to end each turn and advance.
Did you try the BrutalDoom mod for it? Google it, it's amazing, Doom 2 has never been better!

I use to play it a lot a year or two back, any map pack I could get installed, and then played each over again.

Oh boy. I got my friend's old CRT when he was moving. Carried down 3 flights of narrow stairs, drove the hour back to my house, loaded it up the front steps, got my PS2 out of the attic, was so excited... and the PS2 doesn't work anymore.
I had one of those! It made this amazing clunk-wibble noise when you hit the degauss button, and weighed more than my first car. Memory says £600?
You need the hard drive seeking noise too or it won't feel righr
Get on it sooner rather than later. Many CRT's were thrown out when they were considered obsolete and the ones remaining are dying from age.
> Dycus, a member of Razor 1911, died of throat cancer in 2012.
That's still me now but LED screens and mech keyboard...
> On April 22, 2011, Razor 1911's demo division won the public choice award[7] during the Scene.org Awards ceremony at The Gathering for their 64k intro "Insert No Coins" coded by Rez with music from Dubmood.[8]

Insert No Coins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5CNlMGcARA

Please don't nostalgise me of my script kiddie days..

I miss those times; it all feels like we've all been lumped in to one big box.

Are bots just submitting random Wikipedia articles?
It's the action of but a few seconds to click on the submitter's name and from there their comment history.
To prove that you are elite, what do these mean: RZR, FLT, DRG, TDT, TRSI?

Oh wait, you can just look these up on the internet :(

Hotline, Eagle Soft, ...

I do not want too write too much but what a time.

I knew that FLT was FairLight and TRSI was TriStar?
tristar and red sector incorporated*
I miss tKC (The Keyboard Caper) and Phrozen Crew.

FAiRLiGHT was popular during the game CD / SecurROM days iirc.

PARADOX, CLASS, SKIDROW and RELOADED I remember as well.

Reading .nfo files was fun, the artwork was great too.

I remember the sometimes less than subtle jabs these groups threw at each other in the nfo files :)
One of the "Commander-class" file managers had a quick view that displayed the contents of FILE_ID.DIZ if you navigated to a directory that had one.
Man, I do remember those names - never would have guessed that the groups that provided me so many games would make me feel nostalgic...
I remember RZR, FLT and DRG. There was also a group doing rips where they took out all alternate language audio, re-compressed cutscenes, and then repacked the whole came with uHARC, turning 9.4GB downloads into 5GB, maybe even less. I had a good internet connection already at that time, but I imagine for people in countries with bad internet (<2020s American internet for example) it must have been magical.
to prove you are elite, what do these mean: f00, BAR, SLOW, ABS, NB, TF, SLM

;P

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Great memories of spending all my time on IRC and hunting for Photoshop when it was just a desktop app. Untold hours spent in college while procrastinating for my next exam.
This hit hard. I have a smile from ear-to-ear.

I can still remember plugging my USB Robotics 14.4k modem in for the first time. We could transfer 1 megabyte in 5 1/2 minutes!!

Thanks for the memories.

Here's a shout out to all those who read 2600 magazine and tried to hack their local PBXs so that they could call some TDT support board, internationally.

I remember spending all the money in the world I had on a USR Courier HST, and that world changing moment the HST connected... ahh, good memories.
a fixture of my childhood .... in the early 00's. aXXo being the other one.
Ooh, as a pre-teen of An Early Post-Soviet Country, I remember how puzzled I was as to what the hell that message and the files with those curly logos in the folders of most of my pirated DOS games actually mean. A paper dictionary lookup (razor = "habemeajaja" or "raseerija" or "žiletitera" in Estonian) didn't help either. Also, in our language, "warez" rhymes with "vares" [v-uh-res], which typically stands for "hooded crow" (corvus cornix), so... this + 1911... uh... that didn't make sense either.

As a boy really into drawing, I was seriously impressed by that ASCII art, though. It is surely a big part of why I still find the DOS/ASCII aesthetic the most pleasurable in terms of computer graphics and GUIs.

Man, lot of games I played were due to them, good times. They had such a trusted reputation.
Ah, Razor. Sadly it seems that DRM companies like Irdeto, makers of Denuvo, are now simply hiring talented crackers such that there are very few people now able to crack games beyond simple DRM. Empress is the only one remaining.
There are still more talented crackers in the wild, emulators still getting worked on, new DRMs being defeated, denuvo is the exception. Sadly you can't expect people to work a month+ for free for cracking games with arguably less quality every year.

Also a pet theory of mine is that teenagers (the ones with actually free time) currently tend to pick these skills less often, more computer and internet access but tons more of cheap entertainment and a steeper learning curve. Who knows what I would have learned if I had TikTok, Instagram and infinite free/cheap games when growing up.

> Sadly you can't expect people to work a month+ for free for cracking games with arguably less quality every year.

True, at least one solace is that Denuvo is now a time-restricted SaaS, so if a game is old enough, Denuvo is often removed as the license duration has passed. So at the very least, we are still getting DRM-free games, we just have to become /r/patientgamers, a great sub by the way for these kinds of discussions on older games.

> Also a pet theory of mine is that teenagers (the ones with actually free time) currently tend to pick these skills less often

I've noticed this too, apparently lots of Gen Z don't know what a file system is as they only ever grew up with tablets and phones which don't expose these (usually iOS, while Android does to some extent).

The only groups are Empress and FitGirl? Sounds very progressive!
It's actually unknown whether they are actually women, lol.
fitgirl repacks cracked games to make them smaller. empress actually cracks software. they don't work with each other either
I'm aware. It was a joke about how unlikely it is that two prominent Warez groups are named after women
Anyone have inside stories to share on more modern software cracking in Scene/P2P?
Just google for the unhinged Empress rants, everyone else is not interesting
Is there anything technical in those or is it just games-politics?
I wouldn't say _technical_ but some of the recent ones have Empress and Skidrow feuding and there's some dialog about the peripherals of how the cracks are made (in between the slurs and personal attacks). For example https://i.redd.it/p3s5d14i7hib1.jpg
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Another group to mention is Knights Of Doom. Bunch of high school kids from Turkiye, they were rebranding already existing cracks/warez releases. One of the innovation that they brought to the scene was self-typed serial number boxes. So, you insert a CD to setup a game for example, you go through installer and then you realise serial number is already typed in. They even had their own forum so.
They had an incredible capacity to compress large games... as a broke person with ~1MB/s ADSL, it was the only reason I was able to pirate GTA IV back in the day. They really thought about the common gamer...
Funny to think of GTA IV as being "back in the day", but also didn't actually realize it's been 15 years already
Side note, I have and will continue to pronounce "Warez" like the Mexican city Juarez. I know it's wrong, but I read the word years before I heard someone pronounce it and it's stuck in my head that way.
yeah, we've all pronounced it like that in xUSSR..