Mark Zuckerberg and not Steve Jobs in The All-Time TIME 100 of All Time (time.com)

This guy should be fired. I'm going to quote him: "Steve Jobs just made things pretty." Seriously? This is so sad I don't even know what to say.

...lol, well reading all that nosense was not good for my brain for sure, but I am somehow fascinated about your choice, among the zillion things wrong there, what you picked up as wrong. Reading that was like having to watch a soap opera, or reading those magazines about who dated whom.

Is being the darling of the NSA/FBI/DHS/R.Murdoch crowds really that big of an achievement? Oh.. right, it is when you have Goldman Sachs re-hypotheicating your 'capital' to infinity in London.

Joel Stein is Time's humor columnist. It's sometimes confusing because he's not usually very funny. Although to be fair, I can't think of anyone who could make a 100 item list, so he's doomed this time by his choice of format.