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I don't know why the article makes him out to be a paragon of health when he is clearly overweight/obese.
A man was able to survive on nothing but Coke?!? What a freak of nature! Wait...

Roberto delightedly pours a can of Coke all over the ice cream and begins lapping it up with a spoon.

Oh. He only drinks Coke. What he eats, that's another matter. Uh, that's your own bad decision, man.