Presenting The Worst Thing On The Internet: The Nokia Lumia Rap (techcrunch.com)

The linked video has become private, but other copies are available:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6H7NkM21MY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFZB91a1qUw (short)

This is awesome.

This gave me goosebumps and crushed my Nokia loyalty to pieces.