Ask HN: Pre-seed round: Anyone got a spare office for a lone wolf?

Hey, I've been out here for a few years, mostly staying with coder/devops friends while working towards a product launch. Progress is great, but my living situation could be more stable/facilitate concentration more efficiently.

Maybe a long shot, maybe not, can't hurt to ask:

Anyone out there have an office building/warehouse they aren't using they would trade for, say, 4-6 months or so for a percent or two of a large established project?

I'm a stubborn, neurotic, antisocial, easily distracted jerk with a terrible sense of humor (so I'd like to stay in this area where I fit in!) but I won't mess up your stuff or light the place on fire or anything, though I might leave some coffee stains next to the sink.

If by chance one of you guys recently outgrew a small warehouse or something, please let me know, and I'll show you what I've got.