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not this again!

take a small potato

finely slice it into match sticks

chuck them into a pan of hot oil

once cooked wrap in some nice newspaper

splash with some salt and vinegar.

drive down to the seaside, beach or pier.

eat until your little hearts content.

wind up the seagulls by throwing the empty newspaper out of your car window