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beretguy
Aww… that’s kind of cute.
drooby
Yo dude.. I dare you to go touch that butt
rshah_45
Haha good one. Perhaps we should boil their habitats in retribution.
barfbagginus
Idea: Don't fantasize about harming animals, fantasize about what could happen to those who want to harm animals! It's much more realistic, and gets your sadistic rocks off just the same!

For instance!

To boil an ocean in retaliation is quite unrealistic. But it takes only 62,000 calories to boil every ounce of water in the body of an animal hater! That's less than 10 pounds of coal!

Doesn't that make you happier than making gross and unrealistic threats against poor animals?!

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rexpop
The post you're responding to is being sarcastically self-effacing. They're ironically suggesting that we do what we have already begun to do.
floppiplopp
Can we still feed them the nastiest of tech oligarchs for fun and entertainment?
fuzzfactor
It's the vandalism that makes them stand out like juvenile delinquents.

Maybe they shoud be subject to a curfew :)