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Holy balls, so many. Great game. I got a high of 550.
Very cool game! 757 high score; the power-ups keep getting more interesting.
Me: Oh , so it's pong... wait, why is there TWO balls?

>30 seconds later<

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

> 30 secs later

Me: Oh! It's multi-pong war

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This made me laugh out loud, thanks.
powerups had to start spawning on the CPU's side to keep it fair

feelin pretty good about that :)

At first the CPU was beating me as it could jump around to get more of the balls returned, but once it was thick enough I pulled ahead as I seemed better able to aim for returning the big clusters.
Yeah, I was winning until the CPU got the space-invaders style barrier when there were like 100 balls in play.
Very cool!

The physics seem very different from classing pong / arkanoid physics, where the angle is determined by which part of the paddle was hit. Instead it seems like it's maybe totally random within a fairly small cone around the horizontal axis. Is that intentional?

I love Arkanoid and other pong-alikes, so also I'm curious about seeing how deflection angles on paddle location hit would play. Great design, music and play!
I've never "studied" "paddle dynamics" in these games, and when implementing pong, always just reflected, which doesn't provide good game play, but pong is always a "I'm trying out a different framework" type exercise.

Pong using where it hits to affect the angle never totally made sense to me. I assume the explanation is "the paddle is drawn as a rectangle, but is actually parabolic." Additionally, I've always wondered why I've never seen a pong where the paddles have acceleration to some maximum velocity, and if the paddle is not stationary, you get lateral spin, causing non-linear ball paths on the return hit.

There's an old 3d pong game from the flash era where you put spin on the ball.

https://www.crazygames.com/game/curve-ball-3d

My god I forgot about this, and probably for the better. Too many hours wasted on it.

Thanks

Soooo satisfying, thanks for sharing. Now I also feel like writing my own version
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You reminded me of one of the first Mac games I got as a kid: Shufflepuck Cafe, I don't think it had spin but the sideways speed of your mouse was imparted on the puck
Thanks for sharing! Perfect game until Level 6, died on level 7 with 21,150 points.
Oh yeah! I forgot about this one. Thanks for the link.
>using where it hits to affect the angle never totally made sense to me

I believe different angles add complexity and fun.

Well yes, of course. The way the different angles are computed isn’t intuitive. If a ball bounces off a table, it doesn’t change direction from its normal reflected bounce just because it didn’t hit the center.

That’s why I’m suggesting there must be something that guides the idea that hit position changes the angle. If the paddle was actually parabolic, and just drawn as a rectangle, that’s an intuitive reason for the different reflective angles.

> That’s why I’m suggesting there must be something that guides the idea that hit position changes the angle.

Fun. The guiding principle for all games should be: is it fun?

The reason the position of impact determines the angle is because it’s more fun, Not because it’s realistic.

Realism is rarely fun.

It’s a game, not a physics simulation.

Edit:

Additionally, if you only implement perfect reflection and have a rectangular arena, then the only bounce angles that can occur are the initial ball angle A and 90 - A on the top and bottom sides. That’s not fun.

I believe the idea was to give the player more control with limited input signals.
> Pong using where it hits to affect the angle never totally made sense to me. I assume the explanation is "the paddle is drawn as a rectangle, but is actually parabolic."

It doesn't have to be realistic, only fun. The justification (very much not an explanation) is that it is more fun if the player can affect the angle of the rebound by positioning the paddle.

It's also not realistic for Mario to change his jump's arc after he leaves the ground but the "rule of cool" holds in the Mushroom Kingdom, too.

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Bullet Hell Pong. Brilliant. Is there a win state? I just kept on playing until I hit the back button…
When there are no balls left in play, the game is over. If you have more points at game over, you win.
In that case I think the strategy would be to create a lead and then let all the balls through so that the game ends. At the start I was winning but at some point I wasn't able to keep up anymore.
That was my strategy when I realized I sat on the toilet for too long already
I didn’t know it was when no balls were left. So this time I got an initial game, jumped ahead after using a special, then let all balls pass. I won by two points! :)
Ah, thanks. I paused and came back here, saw this comment, then went back and let the balls go by. Okay, I'll be honest, I accidentally unpaused early and they went by before I had a chance to think about whether I had enough of a lead. I did! Final score 405, the difference between my score and the bot's.
Is there GPT involved?
Yeah, that doesn't make sense to me, unless we're now just using "GPT" as a generic word for "AI" (i.e. computer player) now.
My first thought was that the AI of the bot was code written by GPT.
That's exactly what I assumed it was — a wry commentary on AI.
Same question here. When I saw its name, my first thought was "a transformer that plays pong? Interesting"
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Jeff Minter-esque! Nice work!
It wasn't until I read the comments that I actually gave it a chance. Would love to see a "Oh, you think it's Pong? It's not!" indicator on the page.
But that would rob you of the little a-ha moment when you realize the subversion :(
Yup - and that was worth it! I love a good a-ha moment.
I agree, it's fun. However, who wants to play pong? It's not exactly a flashy "CLICK ME" type game.
My progression: Ok. Oh it’s like that? I got you. Oh fuck you. Oh fuuuuck you!!

Love this. Really need a paddle input device on the iPhone.

Boy that escalated quickly
Fun. Are there plans for local two player mode?

Also, when was this made? The copyright notices say 2011.

Same question... would like to play someone at home.
To me it looks like they wrote the base game in 2011 and then spent the past few weeks finishing it off.
Awesome game! Best pong variant I've played!

Would be great to have an end goal. I managed to maintain a 200pt lead up to 1300pts and decided to give up cause I didn't know how long it would go.

As I learned from other comments, the game ends when all the balls are out of play. Whoever is in the lead wins, and your final score is the amount of the lead. So you can allow the balls to get past you and go out of play to end the game, but make sure you have enough of a lead first!

Hmm, next I'll see how low of a score I can have and win the game.

I never thought that I would spend so much time in a ping pong game, really amazing work.
Holding down one arrow key and only pressing the other makes directional changes much quicker, since the second press overrides but doesn't cancel the first.

Very fun!

I liked it but would suggest maybe changing the orientation so you can use left/right instead of up/down. i was playing way better once i rotated my keyboard so i could use two fingers
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holy shit this is so fun <333
gpt's eyes don't dry out