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As a born Rotterdammer, I find the placement of Amsterdam extremely upsetting. Well done ;)
> Putingrad doesn’t exist

Not yet...

Oliwa is a district of Gdansk and not the city itself. Up to 1926 it was indeed independent but way smaller.
Interesting! I love how much I'm learning from this. Thanks for pointing that out, I updated the post to reflect that.
This. The map could be used in geography class as test.
All's well in Balkans. Moving along...
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Can I guess it's AI-generated?

It has the same forced-to-BS-beyond-real-knowledge feel. It gets most of the outlines right-ish, but just hallucinates a bunch of other stuff.

In the spirit of https://xkcd.com/2945/ , and having heard the adage that "Wars are God's way of teaching Geography to americans", I had just assumed it was some mortal's attempt at a method involving less "collateral damage".
Very unlikely. Many mistakes are small jokes. Norway, for example, has cities named Nynorsk and Bokmål, which are actually the names of two different standards of Norwegian language. Ukraine has a city named Salo, an obvious reference to salo the food. Denmark's capital is called Legoland on the map and located roughly where Billund is (the town with Legoland).
> Norway, for example, has cities named Nynorsk and Bokmål, which are actually the names of two different standards of Norwegian language.

Not only that but the official written languagein the cities named Bokmål and Nynorsk are exactly that, respectively.

It would have been shorter to list only the correct markings on the map.
> P.S. I have no idea what the original source of this map is. If you happen to know, please tell me!

There is scatological adage: "Whoever smelt it, dealt it."

So, it's only Liechtenstein and Monaco being the correctly mapped European countries?
> “Vikingfjord” and “Smalahove” aren’t cities

However, "Smalahove" is placed more or less exactly on the Norwegian town of Voss, which - among other things - is known (in Norway at least) for the dish "Smalahove", seared and boiled sheeps head.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vossevangen https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smalahove

Oh, cool catch! I had Smalahove as a link, so I must have noticed it was a food at some point, but I forgot to actually put the URL in. I didn't realize the connection to Voss, though.
Spain is totally wrong:

- What is marked as "Andorra" should be "Catalonia", but should not be marked since it's not a country. Andorra is a city and a city-state, which should only be where it's marked as Andorra la Vella.

- What is marked as Catalonia is not even a real area, it's kindof Basque Country but shaped differently.

- All the cities are wrong, basically.

I guess it wanted to piss both independentists and non-independentists, since it's setting the two areas as different countries, BUT setting them wrong.

Found another one: The Hebrides are in the wrong place, should be off the coast of Scotland, not Ireland

EDIT: also, the North Sea and Barentz Sea named are swapped, I think. I’m not 100% that’s where the Barentz Sea precisely is and cant be bothered to check

EDIT 2: Porto is actually a bit further south

"Bringmeham" for Birmingham is proof that this is a joke and not some heinous error, right?
Pretty much everywhere you look is wrong, it’s deliberately wrong
“ Mousehole are the only correctly placed and named cities in the UK”

Had to smile at the ideal of household being a city!

Probably a variant of the trap streets to detect map copies, but it went a bit too far.
Stalingrad (now Volgograd) looks to be where Kursk is.

Gulf of Finland is marked as "Gulf of Sweden".

But Koskenkorva is actually a town.

Carthago is Carthage in English, the state which existed in present day Tunisia from which Hannibal sailed and crossed the alps on elephants. Carthage was later destroyed by the romans.

More errors for France:

- Beaujolais is in place of Lyon. Beaujolais is a wine region just north of it.

- "Tolose" is actually spelled "Toulouse"

- "Anduoillette" is actually Bordeaux. "Andouillette" (without the typo) is a pork sausage made from intestines. Typically french, but the region most associated with this food is in the opposite of the country, in the North-East.

- "Marsupial" is Marseille

It would have been a much shorter list with the actually correct labels. 90% is wrong.