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Also Greek for "working together". In corporate buzzspeak it means everybody aligned and working toward the same goal -- return on investment for our shareholders.
I pasted the lyrics for Mission Statement by Weird Al. I got ten bullshits (including synergy) and four bullfuckingshits, which were for: globalization, downsized, and paradigm shift (x2).
I once attended an all-hands meeting at work. They literally had a lady there drawing those sort of whiteboard cartoons as seen in the Mission Statement video while the meeting went on -- and that was her entire job. Companies hire her to summarize meeting points with twee little cartoons on a (virtual at the time, because pandemic) whiteboard; and then an image is saved and made available to all attendees as part of the meeting minutes.
I asked ChatGPT to craft a story to maximize the amount of bullshits. This is the result: https://pastebin.com/raw/zM9h6Cau , with 9 BSs, 36 bullshits, and 20 bullfuckingshits
The blog post explaining the implementation[0] says the source of the buzzwords was a list “250 Buzzwords We Love To Hate” published on May 13, 2014[1].
Ugh I can’t stand that one. I know it’s unfair of me, plenty of Indians use it as a totally normal phrase, but it’s just comes off as so awkward and cringy to my ears, like a parent reminding a potty-training child to use the bathroom before they have an ‘accident.’
Looks like the host started returning errors after this version from 2018, and then in 2022 someone bought the domain or host and did not preserve any content.
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[ 4.3 ms ] story [ 34.2 ms ] threadAlso Greek for "working together". In corporate buzzspeak it means everybody aligned and working toward the same goal -- return on investment for our shareholders.
Song info and lyrics: https://weirdal.fandom.com/wiki/Mission_Statement
edit: This is a good case for including AI in a font. Maybe in the future all fonts will have AI that keeps people from saying things with them.
edit2: are we flagging for Rust slander now?
Wondering if the avalanche of buzzwords since has been added
[0] https://pixelambacht.nl/2015/sans-bullshit-sans/ [1] https://web.archive.org/web/20140516035753/http://www.ngenwo...
Sans Bullshit Sans - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9534204 - May 2015 (16 comments)
Sans Bullshit Sans - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9111447 - Feb 2015 (97 comments)
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=23131559
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31957551
Its fun to see when an article lights up top to bottom with this pink shade of bullshit.
https://www.tampabay.com/archive/2003/06/14/ole-deloitte-con...
https://bullfighter.software.informer.com/1.2/
https://web.archive.org/web/20180423125746/http://stateofweb...
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