No police reports?

And why does the article link to itself in the first paragraph, with a link you'd expect to find the original source?

The article presents no original source for the reader to verify the claim was made.

I often see this in conservative/right-wing newspapers, or in this case, extended British Tabloid.

I'm surprised he didn't claim to to have fought them off bare handed with the deadly skills he learned training with Shaolin monks or some shit. He seems like the type to have a mall katana in his office.

psst: "admits" is a tell

was one of them Mark Zuckerberg?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk_vs._Mark_Zuckerberg

I wonder if there is anyone who isn't either a right wing schizo or a Tesla shareholder who actually cares about Musk's well being at this point.