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He mentions the old Dashboard ball widget. There was a glitch you could use to put widgets onto your desktop instead, so naturally every school Mac had 20 bouncy balls on it.
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I don't think it was a glitch, it was a developer mode. You can run in Terminal:

> defaults write com.apple.dashboard devmode YES

Maybe there was also a glitch to do it without the Terminal command; if there was I don't know about it.

I remember there being dev mode and also a glitch, but I could be wrong and don't have a Tiger machine to test with now.
classic. we had the versions of OS X with keyboard shortcuts for global zoom and color invert. took a couple months for the faculty to learn about these shortcuts the hard way..
Invert colors, hold shift to slow down expose animations, spam F11 was what kids did when bored in computer lab
We'd print out the same string sans newlines and watch the console word wraparound make some shapes. All started from a bug someone wrote that we thought was funny.
Fun fidget utility! I find myself just mindlessly clicking stuff sometimes while I think and this gives me a little bit more to do.
I've always wanted a ball.
"And, oh! Father Christmas, if you love me at all, Bring me a big, red, india-rubber ball!"

-- A. A. Milne, _King John's Christmas_

I love the bouncy sounds! Thank you for adding a little whimsy to my day.
I remember having these kinds of desktop toys in Windows, way back when, probably 95 or 98? Just a little joyful thing you could play with. This rules.
I was fond (I know, I know ...) of those dancing er ... dancers you could have cavorting around your taskbar and Star Menu. The days ...

PS. They would use up an obscene amount of memory and wholesale freeze your entire computer every 20 minutes. Didn't matter :)

Someone upthread is right: VirtualGirl it was called. Borderline spyware, but really well done.-
I loved the one that would take a screenshot of your current desktop and you could smash it with a hammer and set it on fire. Little me had some anger issues
How could you not for being forced to use Windows?
Not everyone has a hate boner for Windows.
Everyone did around the VXD/BSOD era. Remember these?

https://tenor.com/search/man-smashes-computer-gifs

I remember Red Hat 5 being not that great or usable either.
Linux never acted like Win9x cooperative multitasking and bsod, it was mostly just missing things outright or forced one to edit config files and use fdisk. Annoying perhaps but not rage inducing. The kind of blind rage that comes from losing your work for the third time today.
I think this was the same one that also had the trampoline chicken that would bounce higher and higher each time?

I’ve looked for those a couple times in recent years but with no luck. Are they lost to time or am I just not looking well enough?

We got home internet for the first time around then, and its main use (to me) was going to downloads.com and getting screensavers.

I spent hours downloading one that was macaroni doing the Macarena.

(Screensavers, which were a thing back then - and useful in the age of CRTs - and, of course, wallpapers ...
I like ball. Almost makes me regret moving to Linux a year ago
This reminds me of rainmeter, but for fun instead.
Does anyone know of any similar ideas for an interactive animals/pets for your desktop?

This is the best thing I could find so far to put on an extra monitor. Note you can click to interact with the penguins and also feed them.

https://www.petpenguins.com/

Neko has been around for decades now (but was cuter I think back when the desktop resolution matched the cat)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neko_(software)

I’m genuinely interested to see whether we can throw a little ML at simulating dumb virtual desktop pets… we ought to have made some progress in the last two decades.
Agree. Remember those amazing fish screen savers back in the 90's. Those blew my mind. I have not seen any modern versions of that. Someone please take my money.
This might be how the Singularity comes about: Anthropic or OpenAI release a "Desktop companion" (a la "Clippy") ...

(Which somewhere deep in the EULA grants then rights to crawl your hard drives to train their models ...

... after all, with the coming "data starvation" our PCs might be the last frontier? Insane amounts of (varied) data and some free, distributed compute. What's not to like, from their perspective?

Edited: "CatGPT" will bring about the Singularity :)

I still miss my desktop sheep every once in a while: https://github.com/Adrianotiger/desktopPet?tab=readme-ov-fil...

Edit: the best part was running it a couple dozen times to get an entire flock walking, falling, and rolling all over your desktop, and watching everything grind to halt under CPU strain!

It looks like this repo is is a rewrite of an earlier "scmpoo.exe" that roamed the internet in the mid-1990s. That was fun to set up on school computers to automatically launch at random times.
That's the one I had. I got it from my friend in sixth grade, and who knows where he got it from!
Oh wow! Not sure if it was this exact program, but I remember some similar sheep roaming my desktop when I was young. It had the ability to draw pictures in MS Paint, and would often do so when you were working on something...
I was a big fan of VirtuaGirl myself. (NSFW if you Google about it).
You’re getting downvoted but it really was pretty fantastic.
I had to admit it was also my first thought. The sprite was very very well done, actually ...
Aww memories. One of my old colleagues would mess with my computer and added a bunch of these. I left them there much to his chagrin. I got revenge as one night he was in the office late at night by my desktop, it was completely dark in the office and the sheep baa’d and it scared the crap out of him.
Haha thank you! This was my first thought too!
I added this to my website a while ago. You can open a terminal and summon as many as your computer can handle with something like `sheep 100`.

https://dustinbrett.com/

very cool website! I did sheep 4000 and my pc immediately exploded
The right click menu on the site is quite the trick. It took me way too long to figure out it wasn't the native Firefox menu.
(Also, among other things, all the posts are "editable" texts within a "text editor" in the simulated desktop. The whole site is bonkers ...)
Also: having Ayanami Rei from Neon Genesis Evangelion sitting on your windows.
Wow, thank you! That brings back unexpected memories of playing on my dad's first laptop.
I guess the duty of mentioning Neko befell on me this time:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neko_(software)

It's been a _really_ long time since I've seen that cat. Thanks for the memories.
(I am convinced the Singularity will come in the form of a cute, harmless, screenmate AI, if not Neko itself ...)
I love this. I think I'll just keep this app open at all times so I always have a little ball on screen. :)
Amazing! Now to get this approved as business critical software at work... :)
Dexterity development, ergonomic assistant, etc
It’s a productivity decline indicator. You’re welcome lol
It is essential (essential) to avoid repetitive motion injuries. OSHA agrees :)
This is why I visit HN! A fucking ball on my dock---this made my day.
I don't have any hard proof but you can ask my wife, a few years ago I totally called that bonzibuddy was gonna come back in style. We're almost there
Bonzibuddy, but with AI.
I'm surprised no one has brought back the desktop stripper yet.

Now with state of the art GFE AI!

My dad was so angry when I installed this on the family Packard Bell
If I knew how, I would 100% make a native app that simulates Clippy but is my daily interface with ChatGPT.
Perhaps ask Claude AI to help you with that? :)
This is awesomely reminiscent of the old school 68k macintosh era - dogcow, oscar the grouch in the trash can, etc

I miss that simplicity / playfulness / aesthic of that era (yes I am old, please get off my lawn)

If you’re still on a recent macOS, check out the page setup dialog in any app with printing.

(She’s still there, doing flips and precision bitmap alignment)

Wow, I had to check a lot more apps before I found one that used the standard page setup. I eventually relented and opened Pages — for anyone who wishes to bypass all that hunting around!
Actual flips? If so, that's an easter egg I didn't manage to trigger.
One of my first memories is of my dad showing me how Oscar the Grouch was in his Mac trash can, and sang, “I love trash!” when he put something in there. Haven’t thought of that in many years, but it was the first thing I thought of when I saw this.
I vaguely recall a LiteStep theme for Windows back in the day that did something like this -- hadn't heard of it as a Mac feature before!
Talking Moose!
Talking Moose, Kaleidoscope, Kilroy. So much fun and made your OS so unstable.

First rule of troubleshooting was always “turn off all extensions.” :)

Which is why now they are being migrated, one after the other, into userspace. :)
That is also an era filled with exploration and iteration. Althought we still explore a lot nowadays, but the vibe is quite different.
(I am afraid AIs will do most of the "exploration" for us, this days, sadly ...

... while we gladly just "prompt" - which, in itself, might be an exporatory technique. We'll see.-

The Energizer Bunny too. You could install it on a lab full of machines, trigger it, and it would march from one to another, banging a drum the whole time.
Oscar! Thank you for the trip down the memory lane.
yes! I loved all the weird and funny easter eggs hidden in the OS. Magical time.
Thanks for the memory of oscar rising up singing I...love...trash!

(hello, fellow old!)

Even well into the PPC era Classic Mac OS carried that culture of fun third party software. Can't remember its name, but for example in the late 90s/early 00s I ran across an extension that gave dragged icons gravity and momentum, allowing the user to "throw" them around their desktop. No practical purpose, just fun.

Arguably the Kaleidoscope fits into this category too. While there were tame themes for it that did more tame things like make your Mac look like Windows/BeOS/NeXTSTEP/etc, many third party Kaleidoscope schemes skewed more whacky and fun than your average theme software. Ever wanted your desktop to look like a pair of jeans[0], a dwarven forge[1], 2D top-down space shooter[2], or cute cartoon jungle[3]? Kaleidoscope has you covered.

[0]: https://i.ibb.co/x1YsFqt/denim-scheme-dtdenimsit-vbpf.png [1]: https://i.ibb.co/fdXKKV2/eritis-forge-2-eitrisforge2sit-p5vq... [2]: https://i.ibb.co/TryF6VQ/boilerplatetm-boilerplatesit-vrao.p... [3]: https://i.ibb.co/cCLYpKL/monkeyparadise-monkeyparadisesit-ss...

> Even well into the PPC era Classic Mac OS carried that culture of fun third party software.

Apple knew it lived and died by third party developer adoption.-

(Now is all "app stores", walled gardens and "where is our 30%", first and foremost ...)

I feel like the constant upgrade cycle of OSes with API breaking changes around the OS's GUI layer has a tendency to kill off most of these playful apps.

TL;DR: playfulness is killed by the arms race of constantly upgrading to the latest version of everything.

You very well could be right. On a "systemic" sense, in order to devote effort to these whimsical things, you needed stability "everywhere else" ...
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I still wish Sesame Street would let me write a modern version of The Grouch. -Eric Shapiro
Reminds me of playing around with the WIMP on an Acorn Archimedes in about 1990, making a trivial app in BBC BASIC V that put a bouncing ball on the icon bar. Good times.
I remember Docklings, a feature of early OSX that let devs put mini-apps in the Dock. I had one showing uptime, undoubtedly just piping the output from the CLI command. That was one of the early steps toward my interest in the CLI, which still wouldn’t be realized for a handful of years. This is a great throwback with more capability than those had. Very cool.
That came from NextStep. They’re still in Windowmaker if you want a nostalgia trip.
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NeXT (the whole proposition) was way ahead of its time ...
> early OSX

So early that they got de-facto replaced by MenuItems in 10.1 just six months after 10-dot-0 (though Docklings were in DPs/PB too)