If God would have wanted us to not eat beef he wouldn't have made cows so delicious, instead he would have made them poisonous or something, like those frogs in the Amazon (the Brazilian one, not the Bezos one).

I cannot take this piece seriously, because it seemingly precludes the idea that some people just enjoy beef? The primary mechanism that makes me crave beef is not insecurity over my masculinity but how damn delicious a hamburger is. I don't eat Boca burgers or tofu because it just doesn't taste even half as good when cooked.