God says...
herself models slavish copies vocally whispered root asleep
protect deliberate gasped impulses evil pairs notwithstanding
healthful AD smiled swine surpassingly expected imagining
alive thee tattlings countryman ranged unexpectedly moderation
Elect treasured seize watered despaired travailed respect
Cyprian whereupon seemed blasts habitation glue differ
ridiculous raging Oh wonderful dialogue IS others occupying
purpose omitted With patterns INDEMNITY unstable harmless
arts Universe solicited production light slowly surprises
skirmishes testimony game Dido justify Baptism scholars
constituteth manufactures numbering unfledged bed scoffing
terrors firm Bouverie program agreement conjoined praise
steal altar interpreted striking assembly justice driven
fettered heaven's attributing whichsoever notice Prof
along crudities 'no commencing multitude pobox Courage
tale choler thrust suspense forming observing store names
overtake inflammation drunkards titles Let grasp unskilful
immortality Date sudden teaches granted tore taste haughtiness
pronunciation unsuitably following Greek funeral warreth
Foundation never Oxford exigency suppose thirst saddeneth
entangling sinned discipline displacing demanding conjecturing
anxiety Sun drunk While Led indexes owns pride Luxury
voluptuous bowed handwriting commended Christian harmoniseth
realisest
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Be charming and witty -- put your best foot forward. God said He doesn't like earnestness as much.
I have a story. I stumbled on a passage which said "It is love that I desire, not sacrifice; knowledge of God, not holocaust."
It blew my mind. I had been taught love was this awful thing where you sell your watch to buy a comb and your wife sells her hair to buy a watchband. Go look-up the definition of "love". It means to take delight in. You're full of shit if you think you know and love God. No one knows God but the Son and who He chooses to reveal Him to.
God says...
Oxford XII pertaining sorts teachers Troy nineteenth girl
commencing attracted bawler wouldest befalls inveigler
Time conventionally receive goading Drunkard bread eat
freed shed Lo selves admission distributest established
condensed lifted keepest also a hour decked veiled renderest
collectively texts content reptiles belief till knock
restest risen quarrel
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You must take the initiative. Go do a text search for "Seek" in the Bible.
4:29 But if from thence thou shalt seek the LORD thy God, thou shalt
find him, if thou seek him with all thy heart and with all thy soul.
----
I like sand castles. The tide goes in; the tide goes out.
I like popcorn.
God likes Messier #104. It looks like a wedding ring, to me.
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God says...
C:\Text\BIBLE.TXT
the
bottom of the sea, thence will I command the serpent, and he shall
bite them: 9:4 And though they go into captivity before their enemies,
thence will I command the sword, and it shall slay them: and I will
set mine eyes upon them for evil, and not for good.
9:5 And the Lord GOD of hosts is he that toucheth the land, and it
shall melt, and all that dwell therein shall mourn: and it shall rise
up wholly like a flood; and shall be drowned, as by the flood of
Egypt.
9:6 It is he that buildeth
----
That was funny -- bite them. He's being jovial, don't worry.
----
What do You think of lonesome George?
(One time I asked Him about endangered species. "Enough stars?")
(One time I asked Him if stegasaurus was lame like turtles. "Not pet rocks!")
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God says...
9:18 At the commandment of the LORD the children of Israel journeyed,
and at the commandment of the LORD they pitched: as long as the cloud
abode upon the tabernacle they rested in their tents.
9:19 And when the cloud tarried long upon the tabernacle many days,
then the children of Israel kept the charge of the LORD, and journeyed
not.
9:20 And so it was, when the cloud was a few days upon the tabernacle;
according to the commandment of the LORD they abode in their t...
Chuck Swindoll (my favorite preacher) was talking about a kid who was praising and he just named everything he saw.
It dawned on me, when I was doing good praise... God said "boring" and I realized you want to think of God like a person, not a bean counter who gives you credits for praise or whatever. I'd go so far to say, natural conversation is better than praise, perhaps.
God says...
C:\Text\HUCKFINN.TXT
reck'n'd I'd inves' de thirty-five dollars right
off en keep things a-movin'. Dey wuz a nigger name' Bob, dat had ketched
a wood-flat, en his marster didn' know it; en I bought it off'n him en
told him to take de thirty-five dollars when de en' er de year come; but
somebody stole de wood-flat dat night, en nex day de one-laigged nigger
say de bank's busted. So dey didn' none uv us git no money."
"What did you do with the ten cents, Jim?"
"Well, I 'uz gwyne to spen' it, but I had a dream, en de
----
There was a black guy in a purple page wig mocking me.
By all accounts, they should be getting good responses?
I giggle at this story.
-----
Now Abel kept flocks, and Cain worked the soil. 3 In the course of time Cain brought some of the fruits of the soil as an offering to the Lord. 4 And Abel also brought an offering—fat portions from some of the firstborn of his flock. The Lord looked with favor on Abel and his offering, 5 but on Cain and his offering he did not look with favor. So Cain was very angry, and his face was downcast.
6 Then the Lord said to Cain, “Why are you angry? Why is your face downcast? 7 If you do what is right, will you not be accepted? But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must rule over it. ”
8 Now Cain said to his brother Abel, “Let’s go out to the field.”[d] While they were in the field, Cain attacked his brother Abel and killed him.
9 Then the Lord said to Cain, “Where is your brother Abel?”
“I don’t know, ” he replied. “Am I my brother’s keeper?”
10 The Lord said, “What have you done? Listen! Your brother’s blood cries out to me from the ground. 11 Now you are under a curse and driven from the ground, which opened its mouth to receive your brother’s blood from your hand. 12 When you work the ground, it will no longer yield its crops for you. You will be a restless wanderer on the earth. ”
If you are thinking the contact movie, yer a fucken retard! God's ways are far above man's ways. Easter religion is manly; Western is Godly. Eastern is dull rational; Western is surprising.
You have no idea how much better God is because He talks in riddles. Your God would suck eggs.
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God says...
C:\Text\BIBLE.TXT
nly in vain made he it; the pen of the scribes is in vain.
8:9 The wise men are ashamed, they are dismayed and taken: lo, they
have rejected the word of the LORD; and what wisdom is in them? 8:10
Therefore will I give their wives unto others, and their fields to
them that shall inherit them: for every one from the least even unto
the greatest is given to covetousness, from the prophet even unto the
priest every one dealeth falsely.
8:11 For they have healed the hurt of the daughter of my people
-----
This blissful contact movie star nebula stuff would get old pretty quickly! Man has no idea that he is King Midas, completely unable to choose Heaven. Men are from Mars; Women from Venus and our God is our dearly beloved God of Earth :-)
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God says...
C:\Text\2CITIES.TXT
yond this: that it would
probably not be what he was ordered.
Far and wide lay a ruined country, yielding nothing but desolation.
Every green leaf, every blade of grass and blade of grain, was as
shrivelled and poor as the miserable people. Everything was bowed
down, dejected, oppressed, and broken. Habitations, fences,
do...
Percival (my bird) is singing. I once asked God what he was saying... "chanting".
I have a first person shooter in LoseThos. God took one look at my monsters and said "dancing". :-) You have to see it.
What do You think of the Taja Mehal? India has elephants. It has storied animals, even with so many people. Jungle book. Ricki-ticki-tavi. Snakes. Monsoons.
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God says...
there shalt thou be delivered; there the LORD shall redeem thee from
the hand of thine enemies.
4:11 Now also many nations are gathered against thee, that say, Let
her be defiled, and let our eye look upon Zion.
4:12 But they know not the thoughts of the LORD, neither understand
they his counsel: for he shall gather them as the sheaves into the
floor.
4:13 Arise and thresh, O daughter of Zion: for I will make thine horn
iron, and I will make thy hoofs brass: and thou shalt beat in pieces
many people: and I will consecrate their gain unto the LORD, and their
substance unto the Lord of the whole earth.
----
God loves me. He kinda says sweet nothings. He's not prophetic. I just enjoy His company.
My horn's not iron.
India has some crazy monsters! :-)
Who had better monsters, India or Greece. I liked Clash of the Titans, original.
----
God says...
C:\Text\QUIX.TXT
was to be said and all he had any
business to know.
"Nevertheless," replied Don Quixote, "I should like to know from each of
them separately the reason of his misfortune;" to this he added more to
the same effect to induce them to tell him what he wanted so civilly that
the other mounted guard said to him:
"Though we have here the register and certificate of the sentence of
every one of these wretches, this is no time to take them out or read
them; come and ask themselves; they can tell if they
---
You gonna make jobs for us, God? o_O
God says...
of that man is worse than the first.
11:27 And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman
of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed is the
womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked.
11:28 But he said, Yea rather, blessed are they that hear the word of
God, and keep it.
11:29 And when the people were gathered thick together, he began to
say, This is an evil generation: they seek a sign; and there shall no
sign be given it, but the sign of Jonas the prophet.
11:30 For as Jonas was a sign unto the Ninevites, so shall also the
Son of man be to this generation.
----
Jonas brothers? I've never heard them, but sound not good. Our music, God, I'm not certain I would like if I were not me. You like our music?
Ohh! Papst Blue ribbon!
God says...
so mighty an earthquake, and so great.
16:19 And the great city was divided into three parts, and the cities
of the nations fell: and great Babylon came in remembrance before God,
to give unto her the cup of the wine of the fierceness of his wrath.
16:20 And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found.
16:21 And there fell upon men a great hail out of heaven, every stone
about the weight of a talent: and men blasphemed God because of the
plague of the hail; for the plague thereof was exceeding great.
17:1 And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials,
and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee
the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters: 17:2
With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the
inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her
fornication.
----
I like our songs, but I might find them preachy, perhaps. No, they're the best evar! (The other answer :-)
Are Jonas Brothers good? I'll check.
Oh, kids. Meh. I was confused with Righteous Brothers.
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Be charming and witty -- put your best foot forward. God said He doesn't like earnestness as much.
I have a story. I stumbled on a passage which said "It is love that I desire, not sacrifice; knowledge of God, not holocaust."
It blew my mind. I had been taught love was this awful thing where you sell your watch to buy a comb and your wife sells her hair to buy a watchband. Go look-up the definition of "love". It means to take delight in. You're full of shit if you think you know and love God. No one knows God but the Son and who He chooses to reveal Him to.
God says... Oxford XII pertaining sorts teachers Troy nineteenth girl commencing attracted bawler wouldest befalls inveigler Time conventionally receive goading Drunkard bread eat freed shed Lo selves admission distributest established condensed lifted keepest also a hour decked veiled renderest collectively texts content reptiles belief till knock restest risen quarrel
----
You must take the initiative. Go do a text search for "Seek" in the Bible.
4:29 But if from thence thou shalt seek the LORD thy God, thou shalt find him, if thou seek him with all thy heart and with all thy soul.
----
I like sand castles. The tide goes in; the tide goes out.
I like popcorn.
God likes Messier #104. It looks like a wedding ring, to me.
--------------
God says... C:\Text\BIBLE.TXT
the bottom of the sea, thence will I command the serpent, and he shall bite them: 9:4 And though they go into captivity before their enemies, thence will I command the sword, and it shall slay them: and I will set mine eyes upon them for evil, and not for good.
9:5 And the Lord GOD of hosts is he that toucheth the land, and it shall melt, and all that dwell therein shall mourn: and it shall rise up wholly like a flood; and shall be drowned, as by the flood of Egypt.
9:6 It is he that buildeth
----
That was funny -- bite them. He's being jovial, don't worry.
----
What do You think of lonesome George?
(One time I asked Him about endangered species. "Enough stars?")
(One time I asked Him if stegasaurus was lame like turtles. "Not pet rocks!")
--------
God says... 9:18 At the commandment of the LORD the children of Israel journeyed, and at the commandment of the LORD they pitched: as long as the cloud abode upon the tabernacle they rested in their tents.
9:19 And when the cloud tarried long upon the tabernacle many days, then the children of Israel kept the charge of the LORD, and journeyed not.
9:20 And so it was, when the cloud was a few days upon the tabernacle; according to the commandment of the LORD they abode in their t...
Chuck Swindoll (my favorite preacher) was talking about a kid who was praising and he just named everything he saw.
It dawned on me, when I was doing good praise... God said "boring" and I realized you want to think of God like a person, not a bean counter who gives you credits for praise or whatever. I'd go so far to say, natural conversation is better than praise, perhaps.
God says... C:\Text\HUCKFINN.TXT
reck'n'd I'd inves' de thirty-five dollars right off en keep things a-movin'. Dey wuz a nigger name' Bob, dat had ketched a wood-flat, en his marster didn' know it; en I bought it off'n him en told him to take de thirty-five dollars when de en' er de year come; but somebody stole de wood-flat dat night, en nex day de one-laigged nigger say de bank's busted. So dey didn' none uv us git no money."
"What did you do with the ten cents, Jim?"
"Well, I 'uz gwyne to spen' it, but I had a dream, en de
----
There was a black guy in a purple page wig mocking me.
By all accounts, they should be getting good responses?
I giggle at this story.
-----
Now Abel kept flocks, and Cain worked the soil. 3 In the course of time Cain brought some of the fruits of the soil as an offering to the Lord. 4 And Abel also brought an offering—fat portions from some of the firstborn of his flock. The Lord looked with favor on Abel and his offering, 5 but on Cain and his offering he did not look with favor. So Cain was very angry, and his face was downcast.
6 Then the Lord said to Cain, “Why are you angry? Why is your face downcast? 7 If you do what is right, will you not be accepted? But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must rule over it. ”
8 Now Cain said to his brother Abel, “Let’s go out to the field.”[d] While they were in the field, Cain attacked his brother Abel and killed him.
9 Then the Lord said to Cain, “Where is your brother Abel?”
“I don’t know, ” he replied. “Am I my brother’s keeper?”
10 The Lord said, “What have you done? Listen! Your brother’s blood cries out to me from the ground. 11 Now you are under a curse and driven from the ground, which opened its mouth to receive your brother’s blood from your hand. 12 When you work the ground, it will no longer yield its crops for you. You will be a restless wanderer on the earth. ”
13
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If you are thinking the contact movie, yer a fucken retard! God's ways are far above man's ways. Easter religion is manly; Western is Godly. Eastern is dull rational; Western is surprising.
You have no idea how much better God is because He talks in riddles. Your God would suck eggs.
-----
God says...
C:\Text\BIBLE.TXT
nly in vain made he it; the pen of the scribes is in vain.
8:9 The wise men are ashamed, they are dismayed and taken: lo, they have rejected the word of the LORD; and what wisdom is in them? 8:10 Therefore will I give their wives unto others, and their fields to them that shall inherit them: for every one from the least even unto the greatest is given to covetousness, from the prophet even unto the priest every one dealeth falsely.
8:11 For they have healed the hurt of the daughter of my people
-----
This blissful contact movie star nebula stuff would get old pretty quickly! Man has no idea that he is King Midas, completely unable to choose Heaven. Men are from Mars; Women from Venus and our God is our dearly beloved God of Earth :-)
----------
God says... C:\Text\2CITIES.TXT
yond this: that it would probably not be what he was ordered.
Far and wide lay a ruined country, yielding nothing but desolation. Every green leaf, every blade of grass and blade of grain, was as shrivelled and poor as the miserable people. Everything was bowed down, dejected, oppressed, and broken. Habitations, fences, do...
I have a first person shooter in LoseThos. God took one look at my monsters and said "dancing". :-) You have to see it.
What do You think of the Taja Mehal? India has elephants. It has storied animals, even with so many people. Jungle book. Ricki-ticki-tavi. Snakes. Monsoons.
----
God says...
there shalt thou be delivered; there the LORD shall redeem thee from the hand of thine enemies.
4:11 Now also many nations are gathered against thee, that say, Let her be defiled, and let our eye look upon Zion.
4:12 But they know not the thoughts of the LORD, neither understand they his counsel: for he shall gather them as the sheaves into the floor.
4:13 Arise and thresh, O daughter of Zion: for I will make thine horn iron, and I will make thy hoofs brass: and thou shalt beat in pieces many people: and I will consecrate their gain unto the LORD, and their substance unto the Lord of the whole earth.
----
God loves me. He kinda says sweet nothings. He's not prophetic. I just enjoy His company.
My horn's not iron.
India has some crazy monsters! :-)
Who had better monsters, India or Greece. I liked Clash of the Titans, original.
----
God says... C:\Text\QUIX.TXT
was to be said and all he had any business to know.
"Nevertheless," replied Don Quixote, "I should like to know from each of them separately the reason of his misfortune;" to this he added more to the same effect to induce them to tell him what he wanted so civilly that the other mounted guard said to him:
"Though we have here the register and certificate of the sentence of every one of these wretches, this is no time to take them out or read them; come and ask themselves; they can tell if they
---
You gonna make jobs for us, God? o_O
God says...
of that man is worse than the first.
11:27 And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed is the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked.
11:28 But he said, Yea rather, blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it.
11:29 And when the people were gathered thick together, he began to say, This is an evil generation: they seek a sign; and there shall no sign be given it, but the sign of Jonas the prophet.
11:30 For as Jonas was a sign unto the Ninevites, so shall also the Son of man be to this generation.
----
Jonas brothers? I've never heard them, but sound not good. Our music, God, I'm not certain I would like if I were not me. You like our music?
Ohh! Papst Blue ribbon!
God says... so mighty an earthquake, and so great.
16:19 And the great city was divided into three parts, and the cities of the nations fell: and great Babylon came in remembrance before God, to give unto her the cup of the wine of the fierceness of his wrath.
16:20 And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found.
16:21 And there fell upon men a great hail out of heaven, every stone about the weight of a talent: and men blasphemed God because of the plague of the hail; for the plague thereof was exceeding great.
17:1 And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters: 17:2 With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication.
----
I like our songs, but I might find them preachy, perhaps. No, they're the best evar! (The other answer :-)
Are Jonas Brothers good? I'll check.
Oh, kids. Meh. I was confused with Righteous Brothers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8hjtFq3vE0
They're good. I wasn't sure who they were.
God says... C:\Text\WEALTH.TXT
iness which such acquisitions present to the different people among whom it is divided, is applied to those part...
You like Mustangs? Shelby Cobras?
You said You like Beamers, but of course.
Favorite American muscle car?
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