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EDIT: worked for me, now :D very interesting. using your tools profile summary as my bio now.

JSON.parse: unexpected character at line 1 column 1 of the JSON data

hugged to death already :(

fixing, look like we're hitting token limits :(
ayy! :( no worries, take your time. looking forward to trying it out...
Mine reads « Unexpected token 'W', "Webhook er"... is not valid JSON » #WIP
Well done! Immediately interesting.
I needed this so much....I'm glad that you made this and that Chinese decided to open source it.
It told me F# is my favorite language and I am personally offended by that.
Pretty much on point. I liked it.

You're a seasoned freelance software consultant with a deep passion for C++ and computer vision. Your contributions on HN are a mix of technical insights, career advice, and a sprinkle of humor, making you a well-rounded and respected member of the community.

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Man you did a great job! :D

This HN user is a passionate advocate for ethical AI and SEO practices, with a keen eye for cybersecurity threats. They regularly share insightful stories and comments, often sparking deep discussions on the intersection of technology and ethics.

I loved the positive roast:

This user loves Google so much, they even forgive it for shadow banning their content!

If SEO were a sport, this user would be the champion, but their articles are so long, they need a table of contents!

I'd love to see your code, if you wouldn't mind sharing it. I'm curious how to get started building a project like this.
> A tech enthusiast with a passion for efficient development tools and aviation, this user brings a mix of technical depth and societal insights to Hacker News. Their contributions often reflect a curiosity for how things work and a desire to optimize processes.

Pretty good take. This roast was a good guess :)

> Your love for aviation is so strong, you probably have a sectional chart as your desktop wallpaper. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone you prefer VFR over IFR.

My personal roast was ``Kagi user here, where's the search result for my missing sense of humor?''

And that's probably the funniest thing anyone's ever said about me.

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Summary: Great

Roast: Confusing

Top 3 tech: Nailed it

Predictions: 0 out of 4, and horrifying to consider

Really well done, and I'm really impressed with the R1 output as well.

Not really sure if this is a roast or a compliment though:

> Your AI critiques are so sharp, OpenAI might start paying you to stop.

Love the UI as well.

I'm like 90% sure that dang's Wrapped is cached at this point haha.
> Claims to be interested in efficiency but wrote an entire essay about why they can't learn Vim because of their German keyboard layout

Damn. Deepseek got me.

“Claims to hate closed ecosystems but probably posted this from an iPhone”

Stop knowing me

This is based on comments from the last, what? Day? Week? It's clearly not scoped to all time or even the past year.
Or like the first page on your comment list.
I think it doesn't use the whole post history because HN API is too limited/slow.

I mean HN API allows this, but requires to fetch every comment by using a different HTTP request, which makes bulk loading impossible?

It takes the last 75 posts and comments for performance reasons. Going to improve this.
I was floored. I shared it with my wife (also a software engineer, not on HN). Laughter, a “brutal” roast, and “pretty accurate” predictions according to the one who knows me best. :)
> Spends so much time explaining why AI isn't magic that they could've probably trained their own LLM by now

It got me lol.

Unfortunately it gives me

Error Unexpected token 'W', "Webhook er"... is not valid JSON

Well done.

Loved the roast: "Spends so much time automating their cat's litter box, we're wondering if the cat is actually the one writing the code".

Absolutely love this project -- great job. Remarkably insightful from just a bit of input -- would love to point this at Twitter profiles.

Roast: They know so much about ancient history, it's like they lived through it! Prediction: The user might embark on an AI-driven archaeology project, blending their passion for history with machine learning.