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You aren’t supposed to editorialise the title of the post. The original title was “ Why tariffs on Mexico and Canada could drive up grocery costs, in 3 charts”.
1. Don't worry, even if Canada retaliates with their own tariffs, we'll just buy from Mexico, and Canada will be left out in the cold, jealous of our success.

2. Don't worry, even if Mexico retaliates with their own tariffs, we'll just buy from China, leaving Mexico and Canada out in the cold, jealous of our success.

3. Don't worry, even if China retaliates with their own tariffs, we'll just buy from the EU, leaving China and Mexico and Canada out in the cold, jealous of our success.

4. Don't worry, even if the EU retaliates with their own tariffs, we'll just buy from... Hold up, what happened to over half of all the trade we were doing?

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96. Okay, Azerbaijan, you'd better give us a really good deal now or else we'll take our business to Turkmenistan!