9front "The Front End of Tomorrow" Released (9front.org)

Good job 9front! Pity there isn’t an obvious date and time to pin this as an (obvious if you read it) poisson d’avril.

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    Given that the compilers for power64 and itanium are
    currently not up to our quality standards in regards to 
    optimal instruction scheduling, the current distribution 
    media only includes the binaries that that have passed  
    our rigorous quality controll process.

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beautiful !