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theology! Cutting edge research into dinosaurs.

God said brontosaurus' feet hurt when he stepped.

I asked about the biggest thing ever to fly. "couch"

"Is stegasurus lame like a turtle?" "Not pet rock!"

Some other things I forgot.

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God says...

9:7 O LORD, righteousness belongeth unto thee, but unto us confusion of faces, as at this day; to the men of Judah, and to the inhabitants of Jerusalem, and unto all Israel, that are near, and that are far off, through all the countries whither thou hast driven them, because of their trespass that they have trespassed against thee.

9:8 O Lord, to us belongeth confusion of face, to our kings, to our princes, and to our fathers, because we have sinned against thee.

9:9 To the Lord our God belong mercies and forgivenesses, though we have rebelled against him; 9:10 Neither have we obeyed the voice of the LORD our God, to walk in his laws, which he set before us by his servants the prophets.

9:11 Yea, all Israel have transgressed thy law, even by departing, that they might not obey thy voice; therefore the curse is poured upon us, and the oath that is written in the law of Moses the servant of God, because we have sinned against him.

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"What did neanderthal think about?" "Warmth"

The happiest day in evolution? "Fruit"

The hardest thing in evolution? "Monkey mothers holding for nursing"

Interesting thing in evolution: "Fish shoulders" I presume going ferom vertical to horizonatal.

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What was Lucy's real name?

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Easter Island? God said "Ice, phone posts"

Stone Henge? "Land mark"

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God says...

13:20 So the merchants and sellers of all kind of ware lodged without Jerusalem once or twice.

13:21 Then I testified against them, and said unto them, Why lodge ye about the wall? if ye do so again, I will lay hands on you. From that time forth came they no more on the sabbath.

13:22 And I commanded the Levites that they should cleanse themselves, and that they should come and keep the gates, to sanctify the sabbath day.

Remember me, O my God, concerning this also, and spare me according to the greatness of thy mercy.

13:23 In those days also saw I Jews that had married wives of Ashdod, of Ammon, and of Moab: 13:24 And their children spake half in the speech of Ashdod, and could not speak in the Jews' language, but according to the language of each people.

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Are armidillos in any way like dinosaurs?

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