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with where we are heading, we might see the 90% drop in the use of –
I think they forgot to include *.js *.ts *.c *.cpp *.java
Commas, on the, other hand, are turning up, everywhere.

https://theonion.com/commas-turning-up-everywhere-1819569774...

Periods too. Periods and commas are being used incorrectly in place of semicolons, ellipses, and em dashes.
Netizens frequently misuse question marks in place of periods to indicate surprise?

And what even do they use even after interrogatories for? What even is that?

I've seen people use them as a way to replace pauses in speech. I see it more with boomers / Gen-X.

example:

he isn't wrong... why do you think that ... it's a good thing

The semicolon has always been the neglected underdog of punctuation; I try to sneak one in wherever I think I can get away with it.
I would like to disagree with you; however, your sentiment is based on sound grammar.
I would like to say this about colons. Semicolons means the sentence is too hard, sometimes it will look easier with parentheses.
Comma splices are not an improvement.
Well, in Russian language it is typical to use a lot of commas, because we don't have the requirement of queuing Subject + Verb as analytical languages do.
The utility : pretentiousness ratio is too low.
Personally I have been using em dash(or some other kind of dash) for everything these days.

I know it's probably wrong, but I got the feeling that people won't roast me over a fire if I use it incorrectly.

Ms Dickinson, is that you?
Well, now that AI makes heavy use of it, I've been using it less. AI LOVES it.
It's certainly a crisis in the Lisp world; everyone seems to be writing fewer comments.
Outside of coding, I seldom use semicolons; however, they do have their uses in certain cases—when there are two complete thoughts in the sentence.
I will miss the semicolon, but I'm more concerned about punctuation in general. If I punctuate a text message my teenage daughter will respond "are you mad at me"
I deliberately use punctuation to flex and intimidate others. Only those undaunted by the weird glyphs are worthy of my respect.
It's hard af to type on screen keyboards, especially with increasingly-wrong autocorrect keyboards.
So I guess we are doing our part here ? Trying to sneak one semicolon for the count ? I'm not sure even when to even use them correctly. They always fall flat or make sound pretentious; both of which I try to avoid.
I'm more curious about the usage of em/en dash, most people in my life had no idea it existed.

I myself only discovered them for the first time when reading a punctuation site to ensure I was using semicolons grammatically correctly.

I always used three hyphens in place of the emdash; easier to type.
Some of my acquaintances were doing the same, but unintentionally.

I had also thought news articles and the like were using regular hyphens that were extended due to some weird font.

While I've seen it in tooling like markdown--with two being an endash--that's very very wide... I am very sure the convention has always been to use two hyphens for an mdash (which is even easier to type! ;P).
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I've been using double hyphens (which auto-corrects to emdash now) for as long as I can remember. Now that it's a marker of AI, I find myself removing it whenever I reply to comments.
The semicolon was always a confusing symbol; it makes even less sense in typical text-style conversations on phones. you can use a period in its place most of the time.
"I have great respect for the semicolon; it is a mighty handy little fellow." — Abraham Lincoln
The crazy thing about semicolons is that they were once common in books intended for young adults/middle readers. See E. Nesbit and co. When I read the childrens' authors of early 20C Britain, I often think their writing is more demanding that books marketed to today's adults.
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Good riddance. I'll go with what Vonnegut said on them.

“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.”