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April 2011 is not Satoshi era. Satoshi had dropped out of public Bitcoin forums by late 2010.
Imagine finding a file on an old laptop from when you were just futzing around 15 years ago. And it was worth $9 billion.
Maybe that guy who was digging up a landfill to find his old HDD finally found it!

Seriously though, what are the odds that someone has been quietly spending 10s/100s of millions in cloud compute to brute force the keys for old wallets?

Being seriously serious, if it was even statistically unreasonable to accomplish this once in this amount of time, it would be apocalyptic. A whole lot more than bitcoin would crumble.

I've personally always been a fan of the idea that the only reason it exists in the first place is to be a 2-trillion-pound canary for sha256

Martin Shkreli has been spending the past month or so on Discord streaming himself doing literally exactly that.
Bitcoin is designed with clever incentives to prevent this kind of thing. If you can afford to bruteforce wallets the incentive would be to just mine bictoin which is more probable and it also help secure the network. If you can bruteforce wallets bitcoin is effectively worthless. Or you could even use all of that compute to mine something else for example Monero.
As Bitcoin increases in value, the reward for breaking into wallets grows. Satoshi’s is the ultimate target here, followed by wallets used to burn currencies. Some of these look like they’d only be brute forceable and that takes more time and energy than we think is plausible, but I suspect people will find the system isn’t as secure as expected in some weird and wacky ways as this bounty grows.

Although, I wonder if emptying the wallet is actually harder than breaking in, in some ways. Let’s say you get into Satoshi’s wallet (or they still have access), how do you move anything without spooking the entire market?

Someone just got out of jail.
If you have $8B in BTC, is there any reasonable way to turn that into any fiat currency? USD, EUR, anything? Can you even buy that much USDC?
Why are you asking about $8B when the article is about $2B?
You would have to arrange a bunch of off market transactions, Probably spread over several different exchanges. Doable, but I reckon you would end up with closer to 6 billion
F word is what caught my eye first
Whoever got these wallets better sell them and get a good security company on rotation quickly before anyone find out who they are. Seems like wrench attacks been been happening a lot more the last year.
> Satoshi-era

Not true in the slightest. Satoshi was already gone by 2010, and in 2011 there were ~8000 transactions per day from folks outside of Satoshi's circle.

It pains me because I learnt about bitcoin way back in 2010 and
Why pain? Bitcoin is still there for you.
Can they be spending sidechain coins quietly or is that visible too?
You can visibly send BTC to the Liquid federated side-chain, where amounts in txs are hidden.
I have been saying for a decade

Satoshi isnt gonna move wallets 1 through 10

But he probably had wallet 55, 182 and 281-290 and has been spending this whole time. Any founder of a crypto project can do that.

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On a side note, if quantum algorithms break elliptic curve cryptography, then wouldn’t Satoshi’s wallets and others be flooding the market with coin transfers?

The BTC network will need to require all addresses with large Bitcoin UTXOs to send them to new wallets, that are quantum-resistant, by a certain date, or lose the ability to move that money.

Where did they transfer them? I see fck in a few lol.
Price is dumping today, i wonder how much of a role this is playing. those coins will be hitting an exchange likely. This has always been the problem with bitcoin.. the implicit assumption is that many coins are lost , but if the early adopters start cashing out, prices will fall fast. Institutional buying and retail is still small relative to the early adopters. There are many people , miners who are quietly siting on huge fortunes.
I wish I had access to my old wallet. I mined around 1.5BTC with my laptop and I deleted the wallet after a while because it was worthless.
Most interesting to me is that people are worried about a $2B transaction moving the market.

How does that compare to the market depth of actual currencies or commodities? BTC, being objectively worthless, must be much more sensitive to people wanting to sell I'd expect.

It's only 0.09% of what's been mined so far. There's ~2.4T USD in circulation? So pretty similar
> being objectively worthless

Since we're on the topic of being objective, how is, objectively, something that trades at close to 110k USD per token, "worthless"?

I believe the word "objective" does not, objectively, have the same objective meaning for everyone.

I think he meant intrinsically worthless, or maybe fiat. It obviously has value, that's not a debatable fact by any meaning of the word.
I really wonder if Satoshi’s fortune is gone forever. Maybe the CIA found his real identity and uncovered his keys. Dumping that much BTC on the market would crash the market and probably even tank other financial markets.
Is this why Martin Shkreli quit streaming? Did he actually crack them?