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There need to be swift, severe penalties for these generational crime families. They can't speak, all they understand is violence and ransom, so we must "speak" the only language that they also understand.
As an outraged banana plutocrat, I wholeheartedly agree!
Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.
It's about time we stop supplying them with sources of dietary fiber and force them to cultivate some moral fiber instead.
Right! You’re talking shit! PLAY A RECORD!
As noted in the comments of the WSJ article, the monkeys have allegedly been trained by their human handlers to engage in this behavior. It is to promote the sales of the local food vendors at all costs. It is a criminal enterprise, but the criminals are still humans.
> A photograph taken by one of the thieves themselves.

uh oh

I wonder if they can serve drinks.

Deliver packages?

Don't forget how closely related we are. Not as close as to the murderous bastards known as chimpanzees, but close enough.
I saw the title, got ready to post about my own criminal monkey misadventures, and realized it's the same place (Uluwatu Temple). However, the story underplays an important element: it's actually a triangular syndicate of crime, and humans are very much part of the picture.

First, the monkey steals something of value from a tourist and (the missing bit) they run inside the temple buildings, which are off-limits to tourists.

Second, a friendly temple priest or caretaker (the mentioned "monkey handlers"), who is allowed inside, fences the loot by exchanging it for something a monkey values, like a tasty banana.

Third, the relieved tourist gets their belongings back and generously tips the caretaker.

> The criminal enterprise run by monkeys

The US government?

That would be closer to a banana republic of monkeys, run by monkeys, for the monkeys.
I thought it was going to be about Sony, Bethesda, or a credit card company.
Reminds me of my visit on Gibraltar: monkeys jumping on cars, or stealing purses