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How many vacations does this guy take??
Probably about the same amount that you do, it’s just you don’t have media following you around everywhere reporting your every step.
What a narcissistic diva. Sad.
Beavers like to do that to rivers too. I don't know if they have a Secret Service equivalent. I think some do it for economical reasons but the majority do it out of boredom.
I wouldn't be surprised if this happened without JD Vance's knowledge. This sounds like a thing that Secret Service would make happen to make sure they can secure him at all times.
The Secret Service did it to ensure the security of the second family. Via NYT:

"Anthony Guglielmi, a Secret Service spokesman, said that for security reasons, the agency asked the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers to temporarily increase water flow from Caesar Creek Lake, which is connected to the river.

The boats used by the Secret Service for security or an emergency evacuation are usually motorized and need deeper waters to operate, he said. Smaller boats like the ones the Vances were using, such as kayaks and canoes, can operate in shallower waters.

Mr. Guglielmi also said that the Service and local public safety officials conducted a scouting mission ahead of the excursion. During that time, one of the local public safety boats ran aground, an indication that the water level was too low for that vessel.” [0]

0: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/07/us/politics/secret-servic...

Oh this changes everything!

Thankfully we all have your superior reasoning skills to help us navigate these frought waters.

"for security reasons" is a wonderful excuse that can be used for everything, and mostly just shuts down any criticisms. It's up there with 'for the children'.