OS X Mavericks Forever (mavericksforever.com)

The little animation applied to paragraphs and other page elements here is cute, but in the bad UX kind of way. Is there a way to disable it?

I brought my old 2012 MacBook air back with MATE instead of an old OSX version - same perf benefits and no half-measure security patch malarkey.

I feel like Pop OS with Toshy covers enough of the macOS-feel for me to be happy, since most software I use is cross-platform.