7 comments

[ 1765 ms ] story [ 543 ms ] thread
God. I really need to get FU money and go to a cave to write my own stuffs.

Why did I bother with marriage and kids? Sigh now I need a much larger FU money after I fucked someone…

These kinds of proclamations have that LinkedIn post vibe where I imagine some poor engineer just marking things as AI generated so the boss doesn't bother him about their silly metric.
Thats a weird way for Coinbase to announce they're going out of business.

(This is almost my catch phrase at this point, its kinda wild)

Why is it always Coinbase with these douchey statements?
This metric sounds like an incentive to add a bunch of unnecessary lines of code, so a higher percentage of the codebase is AI-generated.

I thought we knew better than to use volume of code as a metric.

Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/2899/

This is... deeply troubling for a crypto exchange...